Hump Day Humor and Truths

[Shuey]

Humor? Truths? You decide!
Shuey

PS: As usual, my favorite . . . it's last.

 

[St-Gerard]

Unless your wife wants you to smell something from the fridge

 

[Obo]

When your wife says to you "do whatever you want" it really doesn't mean that.

 

[STripper]

When your wife says to you "do whatever you want" it really doesn't mean that.

Around here, that's usually more of a dare than permission.

 

[Sadlsor]

Pretty sure I can help you with this one.
Call me: NOT-THA-TWAY.

 

[billo]

When you make a grocery list of one item and get everything but that one item.

 

[St-Gerard]

Me is it's usually forget the toilet paper

 

[Ron]

How do you finish without doing the paper work?

 

[Larry Fine]

How do you finish without doing the paper work?

Ew.

 

[St-Gerard]

Shower is right beside the toilet