Shuey
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Shuey
Subject: Pirate saga
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.'
What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'
Bartender: What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them ***** in my eye.'
Bartender: You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird *****?'
Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook!
Subject: Pirate saga
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.'
What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'
Bartender: What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them ***** in my eye.'
Bartender: You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird *****?'
Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook!