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huxtablejones
09-18-2006, 08:28 PM
Well, I did it. First the ride report from another forum:

http://www.vfrdiscussion.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=25665&pid=297198&st=0&#entry297198

And here are pics:

http://www.vfrdiscussion.com/forum/index.php?act=module&module=gallery&cmd=si&img=16937

My apologies for the gestures, it's part of a fairly twisted tradition from another forum I frequent.

Things I learned - some about riding and some not ;)

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My schedule worked out to be a stop every 2 hours or so ~ 180 miles. traffic was rolling at a great pace so I wasn't blasting past them and still making good time @ 80-90mph.

I should have drank more water. I figured I should have needed to pee at every fuel stop if I was drinking enough. I actually dehydrated a fair bit and had a monster headache the next morning. I didn't buy any fancy camelbak thingie, and won't for the next one - but I should have had at least 20oz of water at each fuel stop.

I should have packed more cold weather stuff. I nearly froze outgoing on 40 between Asheville and Knoxville - and i DID freeze incoming. I hadda peel myself off the bike when I got home. 10 miles at 60 degrees= no biggie. 100 miles at 60 degrees = bigger issue.

Definitely - keep a credit card or debit card or something outside yer wallet. n a pocket, in a side case, somewhere. If all my stuff had been in my wallet when I lost it I'd have had to cut my trip short. And hitchhike home. As it was, my preteen daughter is having a high old time ridiculing me for losing my wallet ;)

Keep moving on the machine. Put yer feet on the passenger pegs. Hang one cheek off the seat and stick a leg straight out to the side. Stand on the pegs. Lay on the tank. Stretch in any way you can. Do this BEFORE you start hurting.

Truckers are your friend. Flash your lights when they are clear to merge. Pay attention to the speed they are travelling. If they are sticking to the speed limit they know something you don't - prolly there's a cop or wreck over that next ridge. If you find one making good time in traffic, get in the left lane just behind him and help him through traffic. he might just help you avoid LEO. He might just follow you off to your next fuel stop and shake yer hand and shoot the breeze for a while. Nobody knows how to avoid LEO like a professional driver who's paid by the mile..

Earplugs cut down on fatigue. Weird but true.

Clothes that don't flap in the wind cut down on fatigue. Weird but true.

Don't ever ride beside a cage - confirmed. This saved me at least once on this trip when some jackass yanked it into the left lane without looking in any of his mirrors.

If you don't have an mp3 player get one...the music helps the time go by, and you can still hear as well as you could if you were in a car with the stereo going.

On a VFR800 in 6th gear VTEC kicks in about 110 or so, or at about the 20th position of a 30 bike column of Harley's that are taking up the left lane of I-40 and are oblivious to the mile long stack of traffic behind them. The leader of said pack will not like you passing his group at 130 or so and may give you the advrider.com salute as you blast by.

It's really hard to distinguish the advrider.com salute from a howdy wave at 130mph. If you give the howdy wave to the leader of a 30 bike column of Harleys who is giving you the advrider.com salute as you blast by at 130, the single advrider.com salute may turn into a double advrider.com salute. Other members of said column of 30 Harleys may join in to make it a group effort..you'll want to make sure your next fuel stop is well ahead of said group of Harley riders. There's nothing worse than a herd of pissed off accountants all in one place ...debit and credits flying around all willy nilly - it can get hairy in a hurry.

Harley riders get friendlier as you get closer to Texas.

In Mena, Arkansas everybody wants you to join the Christian Motorcyclists Association. If you make reference to an 11th commandment "though shalt run an SS1000 in my honor" they won't appreciate the humor.

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So yea. I was reading the other thread about the whole not understanding why...so yall hang on while I wax poetic for a bit:

Some folks live their whole lives and never push the boundaries of what they believe they are capable of. They are content to talk about what they think they can do, pontificate upon what they might do if they were to ever be in a certain situation, ruminate on the subject of what this guy they know did. Now...is an SS1000 the most dangerous thing in the world? Naw, hell naw. Matter fact I would be willing to bet that you could find some folks on an ST1300 with a Spencer seat who would say it's not a huge deal.

I hate interstate riding. I detest it. But you know what? I got to ride the Ozarks this weekend. I got to see my bud in Texas. I met a woman who builds trikes for a living at a gas station in Texarkana. I met a man who was riding the Ozarks with his son on their dualsports. I saw a house where the guy is so convicted in his religious beliefs he made huge signs covering his house to profess it to strangers. I met a Harley dude who was walking back to pick up a fork bag that had fallen off who "didn't know you sport bike guys stopped to help people". I met a dude who retired from the Air Force - works on B-52's but intimidated by the mp3 player loading process.

All on an SS1000.

Nevermind the IBA, I could give a rat's *** about their tag plate or certificate. I may or may not even turn in the paper work.

We're but random souls on the same carnival ride, I implore you: RIDE this mother****er, don't just sit and watch it go by.

/drama

Pred8tor
09-18-2006, 09:18 PM
You're right about the mp3 player... I just got custom earplugs and I can now hear the music at interstate speeds... a big help over the long haul.

Sounds like a interesting trip - other than losing the wallet it all sounds great! Glad you made it back safe and sound.

huxtablejones
09-18-2006, 09:34 PM
You're right about the mp3 player... I just got custom earplugs and I can now hear the music at interstate speeds...

Jeff, what kind of earplugs did you get? I have some Sony's that I got from best buy that I'm reasonably happy with - but I still get a lot of wind noise. BTW I have about 70 gigs of music if you ever find yourself in need of some copyright infringement.

uncal
09-19-2006, 04:55 AM
... There's nothing worse than a herd of pissed off accountants all in one place ...debit and credits flying around all willy nilly - it can get hairy in a hurry.


Oh no, that's not right. You've got your sterotypes confused. Accountants ride ST1300s! :cool: :D

Tarheel_Rider
09-19-2006, 06:15 AM
Congrats on the ride. Great write-up - love the humor. I don't know how you crammed all that into the SS1000 but you certainly made the most out of the ride.

chazs_peanut
09-19-2006, 07:21 AM
Congrats on the ride. Great write-up - love the humor. I don't know how you crammed all that into the SS1000 but you certainly made the most out of the ride.


Actually, Joel, he didn't cram it all into an SS1000. He rode over 1000 miles out there, about 1100 miles back and several hundred miles in between over the space of 4 days. ;) He forgot to mention text messages at gas stops help keep your significant other from worrying as much.:p:

FireSporT
09-19-2006, 07:31 AM
Mary,

Thanks for the idea. I never thought of texting my wife. I usually call or leave a message. Texting may be much easier.

Rob

Tor
09-19-2006, 07:44 AM
Congrats on the ride, Charles. Nice writeup.

Pred8tor
09-19-2006, 08:27 AM
Jeff, what kind of earplugs did you get?

I met up with Marilyn while I was down in Florida over the Labor Day weekend. She took molds of my ears and produced custom fitted earplugs with embedded speakers. They fit flush on the outside, so the helmet goes on without yanking them out of my ears.

http://www.plugup.com/earplugspeakers.php

She travels around to various bike events - email her and perhaps she can tell you if she'll be up this way. They aren't cheap - but I love the noise protection and music!

uncal
09-19-2006, 08:54 AM
Jeff, Aerostitch has something similar ...

http://www.aerostich.com/product.php?productid=17095&cat=337&page=1

huxtablejones
09-19-2006, 09:06 AM
I'm gonna give this a shot before I spend big money:

http://www.headwize.com/projects/cmoy4_prj.htm

EdsST
09-19-2006, 09:12 AM
Congrats - now that you've done the SS1k you will soon find yourself planning another ride:bow1:

Pred8tor
09-19-2006, 09:18 AM
Jeff, Aerostitch has something similar ...


The comments on the site aren't very favorable - I would be leary about trying to do the impressions myself, or with a friend who has never done this before. I was nervous enough with a professional.

I wish I had the money back that I've spent trying other solutions.

AZST
09-19-2006, 09:33 AM
"...there is nothing worse than a herd of pissed off accountants..."

Laughed my a$$ off at that one !!!! :chrfl1:

--Bryan
04ST1300A
:04biker:

uncal
09-19-2006, 11:21 AM
"...there is nothing worse than a herd of pissed off accountants..."

Laughed my a$$ off at that one !!!! :chrfl1:

--Bryan
04ST1300A
:04biker:

Oh come on, it wasn't THAT funny!
Now, if he had said ... "herd of pissed off Insurance Adjusters", THAT would have been funny! :D

uncal
09-19-2006, 11:23 AM
Oh, I almost forgot ...

Good Ride and Good Report!!! :bow1:

rgatling
09-19-2006, 05:11 PM
I have a few buddies that do SS1000s every other month it seems. This is their thing. They've tried to convince me to go, but I've been in the other camp UNTIL I read your last few paragraphs. Very cool.

Oh, and the last sentence. Right on...

hojo in sc
09-19-2006, 05:32 PM
When you get more organized (Jeff, Alan :D ), I give my wife the route I'm taking, each gas station, what time I will arrive, what time I will leave the gas station, and if she wants, the phone number to the gas station.

Pred8tor
09-19-2006, 07:51 PM
When you get more organized (Jeff, Alan :D ), I give my wife the route I'm taking, each gas station, what time I will arrive, what time I will leave the gas station, and if she wants, the phone number to the gas station.

Hey, you want to talk organized? This is beginner stuff here. When YOU want to get more organized, come to Alan and me. We'll teach you how to meet up with other ST riders when they say they're leaving Nashville at 5:30pm, but really leave at 3:30pm.... yet we'll show you how to meet them in motion on the on ramp to I-40 East!!! Yep - Alan and I PLANNED that little encounter. We're REAL planners, we are! :cool: :cool:

hojo in sc
09-19-2006, 08:22 PM
We'll teach you how to meet up with other ST riders when they say they're leaving Nashville at 5:30pm, but really leave at 3:30pm.... yet we'll show you how to meet them in motion on the on ramp to I-40 East!!! Yep - Alan and I PLANNED that little encounter. We're REAL planners, we are! :cool: :cool:

Sounds like a group I know. There was a guy that headed up our moto crew during the Tour de Georgia that I swear, slept with his leathers and helmet on. I quickly learned that I had to be ready to drive out of the parking lot at a moments notice, otherwise I'd be left behind and LOST (pre GPS days).