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Mellow
05-19-2005, 07:19 PM
Okay.. I'll probably get in trouble for this one but here's nofinishline in Death Valley...
georgeorge
05-19-2005, 08:16 PM
"NO...NO.......Look over here........no that's not Dorian peein' on a bush!.....that's some guy........never seen him before!"
STeve1300
05-19-2005, 09:58 PM
"Can you believe some guy on the internet sold me all this land for 100 bucks an acre...what an idiot....Now I'm on my way to San Francisco to put in an offer on a bridge...."
EdsST
05-19-2005, 11:14 PM
If I was on a ST I'de already be there...
sherob
05-20-2005, 01:06 AM
Jumping Jacks anyone?
AgSTreak
05-20-2005, 05:24 AM
Mellow, my butt would have to be this big to ride a GW. I'll go for the ST!!! :crackup :crackup :crackup
AgSTreak
05-20-2005, 05:27 AM
Dorian, you've been strangely quiet. Smart man! :D
Mellow
05-20-2005, 06:48 AM
Has anyone seen my husband.... He passed me by this much and now he's gone... Hey... is that a Dairy Queen...
Dorian
05-20-2005, 10:26 AM
"Look honey, no traffic jam!"
or....
"Really babe? You love me this much?"
or, as a retort to all you wing bashers ;) ....
"After riding my ST back home, 115 degrees in this desert feels refreshing!"
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(hey, I'm only joshing.. put those voodoo dolls away... the ST has no heat problem as far as I'm concerned, the left pocket is meant for storing warm lunches)
Will Robinson
05-20-2005, 10:32 AM
Twisty's?!? We don't need no stinkin' twisties!! We have cappucino!
sherob
05-20-2005, 10:36 AM
"Look honey, Human Scarecrow!" :)
(The left pocket is a Starbucks coffee warmer/holder)
AgSTreak
05-20-2005, 10:50 AM
Dorian you're a coward, really smart but a coward. :beer3:
I'm with you buddy!!
crinteastwood
05-20-2005, 04:48 PM
Being a little shy - NFL decides the desert is the perfect place to do the "YMCA"
mick :04biker:
nofinishline
05-20-2005, 09:30 PM
LOL!!! You guys are good at this!
"Honey, I know that Gumby was your favorite childhood toy, but why do you ALWAYS ask me to pose like this???"
Or....
"Next time, I'm going to program the damn GPS!!"
Or....
"No sh*(!! I really did see a lizard this big!"
Or....
"No, really!! Vertical sand angels are my specialty!"
Pretty weak, but I don't have a lot of caption practice. :confused:
Cheers,
nfl
Mellow
05-20-2005, 09:50 PM
Okay... I've been holding it and I can't hold it any longer.... here goes...
" I just took my first ride on the ST and I've got a woody this big!"
.
sherob
05-20-2005, 09:52 PM
Okay... I've been holding it and I can't hold it any longer.... here goes...
" I just took my first ride on the ST and I've got a woody this big!"
.
:eek: :eek: :bow1: :D
Noticed you logged off immediately after posting THAT... LOL!!!!
Simmons1
05-21-2005, 12:15 PM
Which way is the closest gas station? :confused:
crazykz
05-21-2005, 01:43 PM
This is the distance between gas stops for the GW. ;)
Mellow
05-21-2005, 02:49 PM
:eek: :eek: :bow1: :D
Noticed you logged off immediately after posting THAT... LOL!!!!
Hey... I might be an idiot, but I'm not stupid... :rolleyes:
nofinishline
05-21-2005, 07:05 PM
Joe,
I had a quick retort to your caption, however, I think this is probably a "G" rated board ("PG", at least) so I don't feel comfortable posting it. I'll save it for when I meet 'cha face to face!
You crack me up!
Cheers,
nfl
Joe,
snip
I'll save it for when I meet 'cha face to face!
snip
nfl
Run Joe run...
Mellow
05-22-2005, 07:36 AM
I'm not worried... heck, what are the odd they'd come to Texas... and the Dallas area at that.. :a13:
sherob
05-22-2005, 10:53 AM
I'm not worried... heck, what are the odd they'd come to Texas... and the Dallas area at that.. :a13:
Man... you did it... she seems like the type of person that WILL make the trip just to deliver the message... you can run, but can you hide? :D
I'm not worried... heck, what are the odd they'd come to Texas... and the Dallas area at that.. :a13:
Joe,
IIRC nfl said she has been trying to get Dorian to go *back* to TX... seems to me that indicates a willingness to go there and looking you up may give her an added incentive...
Thinking about it... watching nfl give you your just desserts might provide Dorian all the incentive he needs! :badabing:
:eek:
And she's taller than you too!
:rolleyes:
Mark
"And now available from Mattel Toys, its Gold Wing Barbie!"
Mellow
05-22-2005, 04:28 PM
And she's taller than you too!
:rolleyes:
It seems... everyone is taller than me... :(
nofinishline
05-22-2005, 08:31 PM
Joe....be afraid....be very afraid! If there's any way I can talk Dorian into another Texas run this year, I'll be a very happy camper. Some day I hope we get transferred to your neck of the woods. DFW area would be just fine with me. Austin would, too. But I wasn't going to dress you down, I was just going to give you a smart *** retort!
Yeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwww!
"Gold Wing Barbie" and "ST Laura Croft" (my alternate identity)
p.s. I took Dorian's Gold Wing for a go in the parking lot today. It was a blast!!!
NFL... now we can't tease him about how you're going to make him regret meeting you...
Darn...
:-)
Mark
How about:
"Honey, does this GL make my a$$ look fat?"
--Bryan
04ST1300A
STOC# 5197
:04biker:
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