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clmixon
07-22-2005, 09:18 PM
Note, I had posted this on the old site before the move and had been meaning to repost here but never got around to it....

So here is MY first ride report, ( I have de-matured even more since then :D )

Saddlesore or How Charley Pride Ruined my Life

In the early 1990’s I got my pilot’s license. As part of the training you have to plan and then fly a “long” cross country flight. Using an E6B you have to figure heading, wind drift, winds aloft and fuel burn. You even have to allow for taxi and takeoff fuel. Weight and Balance have to be calculated and flight plans have to filed and followed. After planning, having the plan reviewed by my instructor and waiting for the right kind of weather, I set off on a “long distance flight.” Sounds good huh, except the longest leg was only from Lafayette to Monroe La., refuel and then to Natchez MS. and back to Lafayette. Grand total of about 500 nautical miles, total flight time about 5.5 hours.

Jump to 2004. It’s 0815 and I just pulled my credit card out of the gas pump at the Chevron next to my house. The clock has officially started on a 1000 mile motorcycle ride! Total estimated time 17 hours! I had been vacillitating between a last minute ride to TEXSTOC or the Saddlesore and this morning the urge to ride in a really big circle won out. I am going to cover twice the distance in one day on the ground. 1000 miles from my house in Southern Louisiana is Washington DC or Albequerque, NM. Buffalo,NY. Charleston, SC. Cleveland, OH. or Jacksonville FL. (another story cause the 50cc is in my future)

0500 planning….

Rand McNally atlas has a little chart that shows driving distance and time between cities. Humm…let’s see, from here to here, nope too short. Ok, a little more, still to short! 3rd try, add some distance because the ST has a very optimistic speedometer and odometer, looks like Lafayette east bound I-10 to Baton Rouge, westbound to Krotz Springs on 190 and then north to Alexandria on LA 71. Pick up I-49 to Shreveport and then 71 again to Texarkana. I30 to Dallas and then 235 south to Austin TX. 290 to Houston and I-10 to Lafayette.

0600 justification…
Ok it’s October, nobody else will go, too late in November and I really want to do it. Yes Dear, I will be careful. I know it’s a long way but other people have done it. I know I have to work Monday. Yes, I will be careful. I have been riding on and off for 30 years, I know what I doing… I have read all the ride reports on MSN ST1300, ST1300 Riders and the really different posts on ST.N and feel like I am mentally prepared. She agreed with the mental part for some reason.

0700 Loadout

I have had the new ST1300 since spring, but since I broke my leg in early May while hiking and I have not had too many chances to get out. Did one weekend ride in September, the week I got off my crutches and because of my findings I have added some bar risers and foam grips. That’s all the bike needs, right? I put my cell phone, wallet and CD/MP3 player in the tankbag and for some strange reason a small towel in the right saddlebag. Mellow on the ST1300 riders recommends ear bud speakers so I am going to give them a try. Rain gear is in the left bag. Jeans, JR Alter-Ego jacket and Olympia light gloves, boots and a ball cap for when I stop complete my dress and a bottle of Motrin goes in the faring pocket. (well, it was supposed to go in the pocket. I put about 150 MP3’s on a CD and add a pack of double A batteries to go with it. Map on the tank bag and my list o cities and travel times in the pocket.

0800 Departure

Fog, lots of very dense fog. In my Flight Paramedic days this was known as Earn Money Sleeping time (EMS) because we were not going anywhere. Today, no problem. Right? Glasses mist over real quick but I can solve this one. Power the shield to the Up position, flip up my visor and here we go…

I-10 to Baton Rouge, 56 miles 1 hour estimated.

I like riding the Atchafalaya bridge on I-10, the swamp is very beautiful even in the fog and the temps are about 75 degrees, I am comfortable even with the dense fog running the humidity up to 100%. The MP3 is playing “The Highwayman” from Loreena McKinnet and the bike is purring. I-10 is a little rough but I am used to our pavement. First 10 miles flies away, only 990 to go!

Baton Rouge and now to loop back on 190 to LA 71 to Bunkie, 75 miles, 1.5 hours estimated. I add fuel and collect my first receipt in Port Allen. Back on the bike in no time…wait a minute that took 15 minutes? All I did was get off tank pay and pee, and oh yea, I got some snacks. Back on the bike. 190 is smooth, very little traffic, Charley Pride is singing “rain dripping of the brim of my hat, sure is cold today” My Dad loved that song when we were growing up so I threw it onto the mix. Hey, I’ve got 150 tracks. 190 meets 71 and lookie, brand new pavement in the middle of nowhere. North we go. No gas station here but I can make a stop in Bunkie to document the route. Cowboy Mouth does “Everybody Loves Jill” and “Jenny Says”” Al Stewart’s “Year of the Cat” things are great and I already have 132 miles! No Problems!

Where the hell did that Trooper come from? Ah, shoot! Time to pull out the wallet and turn on the “I am a very good person to know” routine. I pull over and get ready as he turns around and puts on his light bar. This will be my first ticket since 1981. Well, maybe not. He keeps going and pulls over a truck that was in front of me!

Bunkie to Shreveport 190 miles, 2.5 hours estimated.

I-49 is really new pavement as interstates go and the Sun has finally come out! Temps are in the low 80’s and I have unzipped the outer cover from the Joe Rocket Alter Ego. It’s a mesh now and I am very comfortable. There is a chance of a front moving through but I have my rain gear if I need it. It’s Eagles time and I have Greatest Hits vol. 1 and 2 running. “Take it Easy” “ Desperado” “ Witchy Woman” and an easy run to north LA on the interstate. My left foot is itching and I have a little cramp in my right hand but overall I feel great. I have the stock seat but I have it set high in front to keep the boys off the tank and I don’t have any heat problems on my bike anyway.

Shreveport to Texarkana, 76 miles, 1.5 hours estimated.

Back on La 71. Got turned around at the gas stop and needed the map. Where is the map? I lost the map! No problem, let’s just ask. Those “men don’t ask directions” thing is just a rumor anyway, Right? Why are people avoiding me? Oh, I am wearing a ballistic jacket and a helmet. As soon as I take it off I can again approach people without a look of fear appearing. Gotta remember that, even a 41 year old fat man looks threatening in protective gear. Wonder what kind of response I would have got with a leather vest and a doo rag? Or even worse, in full leathers or a stich? Ok, nobody knows how to get there. They are all from somewhere else, India or Mississippi seem to be a common finding. I can do this. North is north. I used to dead reckon all the time when we were flying. After an hour I flag down some more help, old black man in a pickup full of lawn gear. Boy, does he look tired. But he knows! Turns out you got to go East first to get around the lake then north. Ok, here we go, little behind time but still way inside the allowable avg. miles per hour. Who needs a GPS anyway?
Two lane blacktop, what Wizmo and Gizmo call a blue road in their blogs. I wouldn’t know, I lost my map! Music player is skipping a little, well Charley Pride is ok, “Is anybody go’ in to San Antone, or Phoenix Arizona?”

Texarkana to Dallas 208 miles 4 hours estimated.

I am really starting to hate Charley Pride. Music off, I am going to listen to v-4 technology and road sounds for a while. I-30 westbound is a new highway for me. Is there a speed limit here? I am in traffic and matching the pace. I look down and see 4500 rpm in 5th which means, glance right, 85 indicated in traffic. OK, I am still fresh, I have 507 indicated miles so I am probably just about 25 miles short of halfway. I can see now why some people say this is hard, but it still ok. Little bit of butt pain and my foot still itches. We are going to seriously look at the cruise control/ throttle lock thing when I get back, Right arm is really starting to get tired but with the ST’s fuel injection, if you let off the deceleration is drastic and immediate. Sulfur Springs TX. Looks like a great place to stretch. First unplanned stop but this is not supposed to be torture. Walk around a little, collect a fuel receipt and feel a lot better. I am not sleepy but I feel a little tired but hey, I am almost half way! I am so happy with the ST1300, it really is starting to sound like a small turbine under there, the gauges are enough entertainment for me and I am really do not need a map the way the U.S. Interstate system is designed. All I gotta do is look for an odd numbered Interstate going to Austin when I reach Dallas.

Continued in Part II

clmixon
07-22-2005, 09:19 PM
Part II

Still on the Way to Dallas.,1 hour in.

Wow, Texas really is big. And wow do they drive fast here.

Hour 2

Interstates are boring, How long is this damn road? I can’t feel my cheeks anymore but I don’t want to stand up in traffic.

Hour 3

Even Charley Pride would be welcome! Still can’t stand and I have progressed from numb to persistent burning, and my left foot still itches!
Hour 4

Ok, I come over a ridge and can see the Dallas Skyline, just like on the old TV show. The sun is setting over the lake and backlighting the buildings, this is good, scenery, any kind of scenery after that last jaunt on the Interstate. I-30 is really part of the NASCAR circuit, right? I don’t want to stand up on the pegs in this traffic. What’s that over there? There is a guy on a sport bike, riding a wheelie and kneeling on the seat at about 90 going eastbound! (I wonder if he is on the ST.N board?) Up we go for some needed relief!

Dallas to Arlington, unplanned route.

OK, no map, fast traffic, 6 lanes, and I am now on hour number 12, but we are halfway done by any estimate. I can do this! Right knee is starting to ache, left foot itches, right hand is agony and my helmet must be on a weight gain plan cause it feels like a block of lead. If I hear “anybody goin to San Antone?” ever again they will die!

Fort Worth TX.

Well, I guess you should always get to see the whole metroplex. Six Flags looked cool and I found a place with really good beef jerky when I gassed up. Got directions on the fifth try, (middle eastern, Asian, Indian (dot), Hispanic and finally and old redneck who knew how to get anywhere, even knew where I was from without having to say, “between Lake Charles and Baton Rouge” He points me at the other leg of 35w south and I missed the first leg of the bypass because it say’s Waco! Without my map I forgot that Waco was on the way to Austin.

8pm southbound toward Austin. ETA unknown, mileage unbelievable!

Texas is freaking huge! I have been riding long enough to get to Virginia and haven’t even finished half my Texas loop. Every college in the state is on a road game and they are all flying past me at warp 10 to get back after the game. It’s dark and getting cold, my butt, nads and both knees are killing me and I would cut off my right arm with a dull spork if I could hold it in my left hand! MP3 is still having trouble but I finally manage to get it to play something! Doobies hit with long train running and China Grove, Molly Hatchet with Dreams I’ll Never See and Marshall Tucker singing their greatest hits album. Things are better. I can’t imagine 11 days of this. I have seen a Harley shop in every town, all are huge, the one in Waco is even open in Sunday according to the billboard! I saw 1 Honda dealership in Austin that looked like a small Harley location. My ST 1300 is still purring like a kitten and pulling like a tank but there is something wrong with the odometer cause it ain’t moving!

Austin, middle of the night, 72 degrees and I am freezing. Stop at a gas station and put on my entire rain suit. There must have been a robbery because there are 4 cop cars here but I do not care, I just need to get warm now! It takes a while to get everything on but I manage it. I have to leave my Koss earbuds out because it is starting to feel like they are grafted to my head. My helmet is making a sore spot above my brows and if it was not for the fact that my head would freeze off I would ride for the first time in my life without one. Butt, nads, arms and back now ache. Oh, yea, guess what was with the map? My Motrin!

TX. 290 eastbound to Houston

4 lanes, no divider, oncoming kamikaze cars and intersections. I am so alert I could have stopped Pearl Harbor from happening. I just got over a broken leg and I am not gonna risk another. High and Low beams on at the same time unless there is an oncoming car and music is off! ST1300 is now a part of me, I can feel road imperfections (and there are not many in Tx.) I can tell RPM and gear without looking down and I think there is a pebble in the tread on the back Bridgestone.

TX 290 eastbound part II

Did you know that Bluebell is headquartered in Brennan TX? I do because there must be a thousand signs. I also got a taste of small town TX. In Hemphill when I stood next to the bike for about 15 minutes while a train ran through the middle of town. All I could think of was Larry McMurtry’s Texasville. Wish I could read and ride. The back of my neck is starting to ache from the breeze and I have a headache, my butt is now qualified for AARP and my nads are retracted. Knees are painful and my arms are not far behind. My right hand is permanently mounted on the grip and the elbow is clicking from lack of use. My left foot really itches.

TX 290 part III

I have to stop and do something about my neck. Remember the towel? Well it is now an ascot and I am finally warm. I look like the Michelin man and I can’t head check as well as I would like but I added Multivex mirrors to the must have list about an hour ago. I need GPS to see how long I have to go and my average speed so I can tell if I can take a long break. Also it must have a better odometer that this crap on the bike cause we still haven’t got a thousand miles. If I had a cell phone interface I would have now run my bill up into the stratosphere for someone to talk to and I really want a new seat more than anything else this Christmas.

TX. 290 part IV



Stopped in Waller TX, to fuel up and stretch, it is now Oct 3rd and I have been on the road for 16 hours. The station in Waller is a combination kick mart and nightclub. Drunk fat chicks and guys who’s pickups are high enough for me to ride under abound. I get some really strange stares as I pull in until I remember that I have a towel wrapped around my head under the helmet. This time being a white biker, even on a Honda pays off and I get some smiles. As I get to the back of the store to take a rest stop I hear the band on the other side of the wall and boy are they bad! No I mean really bad. I ask the guy at the next stall and he agrees, they cant sing a lick. By the way, He is singing “Is anybody goin to San Antone” I can’t ever escape!

TX.290 part V

Not too much more on 290, I don’t know enough roman numerals to tell everything that happened on this leg. I am desperate for a break, I can’t go an hour without stopping to stretch and everything hurts. Energy levels are ok but I am tired. Very awake, no problems there. 290 is starting to look very familiar as I enter Houston. Just as I hit the 210 loop I realize why. I just rode within 2 miles of my sister’s house. Nap, shower, sandwich and spare long johns were in my reach but from the north side I never realized were I was since I lost my map!

COntinued in Part III

clmixon
07-22-2005, 09:20 PM
Houston to Lafayette. Odometer shows 1000 miles

I show 1000 on the onboard odometer but I want to make sure I allow for the inaccuracy known to exist so I keep going. I miss the turn onto 10 east because of a really wild trucker on my right so I end up on the 210 loop around the city. No problem, I need the miles and I know the area well. Music on, here we go. David Grey with Babylon, The Outlaws, “Green Grass and High Tides”, “There goes another love song”,” Hurry Sundown” Allman Bro’s and we are finally eastbound!

This section of I-10 is a regular trip so I have the ability to divide it into smaller trips in my head. Each section is familiar and even better I must have run through the front because it is warming up again! I hurt but I am ok. I realize that the pain when I broke my leg and was down for two hours before rescue makes these aches very minor. I can do this. I am making frequent rest stops now and there is no rhyme or reason except I need to get off and walk. I hit a Chevron in Beaumont and I get the “man from mars” look that I am used to now. Funny thing, the counter staff is a black girl with tattoos on both sides of her neck over her jugulars and nails about 2.5 inches long painted in very weird designs. Her friend, talking to her at the counter must weigh 350 and has bright pink stripes dyed into her hair and I am the one getting the looks!

Orange juice and although I know about the caffeine thing and IBA I need a cup, it’s morning and that’s when I drink coffee so I have one. Fruit juice and water don’t cut it at 3AM.

Lafayette 0515
I am back. I made 1100 miles on the odometer around the Louisiana line so I figure that even if my bike is 10% optimistic I have my 1000. It’s 103 miles to my exit and I am doing ok. I-10 has the most uneven pavement in the world! The Paris-Dakkar rally would have a problem with the section from the state line to Jeff Davis Parish. I did a tank slap on one of the bumps, good thing I am so cold my nads are retracted 
I now have about $4000 in farkels to add to the bike and my wife had better well just say “Yes Dear” I have had lots of sleepless nights at work as a Paramedic and I am just now seeing the first signs of my “I am too tired” symptoms. I slow way down and adjust my following distance another 2 seconds. I am now allowing 2 seconds for me, 1 second for night, 1 second for tired and 2 seconds for fog so I am way back from anyone. Bike still purrs and I now know I can go anywhere on it, upgraded or not.

I logged out at 0806 on 10-2 showing 2808 since new on the ST1300. I pull into the same Chevron at 0541 on the 3rd. odometer now shows 4011 for 1203 indicated miles. I burned 26.3 gallons which gives me 45 mpg. According to Rand McNally I should have at least 1104 miles and I took about 22 hours instead of my planned 17 hours. I will put my documentation in the mail this week and even though I know this is the mildest ride the IBA has I still think that anyone who has done it has my admiration.

I can’t wait until I get back to work Monday and listen to the discussions. What did you do this weekend? Why I rode from Lafayette to Baton Rouge to Alexandria to Shreveport to Texarkana to Dallas to Ft. Worth to Austin to Houston to Lake Charles to Lafayette in 22 hours, what did you do?

Play List highlights
Lorena McKinnet The Highway Man
Al Stewart Year of the Cat
David Grey Babylon
Charley Pride Anybody goin to San Antone
Go West King of Wishful Thinking
Sting Desert Rose
Cowboy Mouth Jenny Says, Everybody loves Jill
Chicago Greatest Hits (album)
Eagles Greatest Hits I and II
Gypsy Kings Hotel California
Hayseed Dixie Back in Black, Gin and Juice
The Outlaws There goes another Love Song, Hurry Sundown, Green Grass and
High tides,
Marshall Tucker Fire on the Mountain, Heard it in a love Song, This ole cowboy
Jimmy Buffett Dallas, Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season, Come Monday,
Ballad of Spider John
Marc Broussard Carencro (album)

And Many More,

Chris

texxter
07-22-2005, 11:01 PM
I enjoyed this trip report, very nice, thanks for sharing it, Chris. Wow!