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Mellow
11-02-2005, 12:49 PM
Well, it just needs to be one...
Hooter girl admonishes Mellow and explains that using the Braille method for getting her attention is not acceptable.
STony G
11-02-2005, 01:59 PM
"Mr. Mellow sir..please follow me. the Hooter girls would like to ask you to change your avitar back to that scary picture thingy. It seems that our business has dropped quite a bit since you went back to the cookie picture. My manager knows the manager of the DQ next store...I think we can come to a happy agreement, don't you?"
"Sir, I don't care what you claim, that is not a prosthetic arm"
--Bryan
04ST1300A
STOC# 5197
:04biker:
NewsMag
11-02-2005, 03:00 PM
"Sorry babe, I'm MARRIED!"
Two questions:
1) Why wasn't THIS your new avatar?:D
2) Why weren't the rest of us invited to this party? :mad:
Doobage
11-02-2005, 04:00 PM
<Ruprick> Not Mother? Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! </Ruprick>
SToler
11-02-2005, 04:10 PM
I think we may need a personal account of what happened there Joe.
"Okay, who's first ladies???" or
"Rally, I'vvvve only haaada twour drinks; you cain't cut me offff yeet!"
It is really hard to type drunk.:confused:
Scott
sherob
11-02-2005, 04:29 PM
Dwas mwy drwel mayke mwe loook cewte?
georgeorge
11-02-2005, 04:47 PM
She says.."Honey, I know we're married but how many times do I have to tell you to stop coming in here trying to kiss me while I'm working?"
Killtimer
11-02-2005, 04:50 PM
#1 I don't care......... I'm still not interested. :eek:
#2 Have you been working out?
STeelersFan
11-02-2005, 06:34 PM
Your pulse is only 68, so no, I don't think your having a heart attack, and no, I will not give you mouth to mouth resuscitation!
John Anthony
11-02-2005, 11:07 PM
Joe looks speechless to me. Possibly "Bambi in the headlights" meets "Bambi WITH the headlights." :)
STeve1300
11-02-2005, 11:23 PM
Hey Sweetheart, can I ask for you to escort me out every time I get come here and get sh!tfaced?
Dwas mwy drwel mayke mwe loook cewte?
:crackup ... nice.
"Hey... who the ^&%$ let this guy back in here!":cop2:
"Yes, I remember the rules.... first you tie me up.....THEN you spank me!":spank1:
vintagemxr
11-03-2005, 10:58 AM
"I'm sorry sir, but you didn't arrive on a Harley and dressed in clean leathers so you'll have to leave."
Sir, please keep your hands off my headlights!!!
STeve1300
11-03-2005, 11:55 AM
"NO! I will not give you my grandmothers' phone number...now leave!
campernh
11-03-2005, 11:59 AM
How many times do I have to tell you, wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.
:D
I'm serious... it's about this big!
BillyBob
11-09-2005, 12:19 AM
The bathroom is right over there sir, and no, I'm not going to help you "shake".
You try that one more time, and I'm gonna rip it off and stuff it down your throat
Putt..
STWannaBe
12-07-2005, 11:49 AM
Hey baby, wanna see my motorcikle? Its big. You can drive if you want...
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