What amI doing wrong?

Paawpabear

Ken Morse
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I need some help. I don't know what I am doing wrong, but here goes. I have purchased the tires and left them in the garage sitting next to the bike; but yet when I go out in the morning, nothing has happened. The tires still haven't been installed! I thought that all I had to do was get the tires and the Darkside elves would come and poof, they would be installed by morning. Am I not leaving out the right cookies, beer or coffee? Please help with any ideas.
 

bdalameda

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You must leave cookies and milk, although I hear that beer combined with good barbecue sometimes attracts them better!
 
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Due to liability issues, the Darkside Elves no longer install car tires on motorcycles... :D
 

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The darkside elves are busy, searching for new rumors before the election. Since they're working for both parties, all available elves are spoken for.

Ride Safe
John and Janis
 
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Paawpabear

Ken Morse
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Well now that the election is (THANK GOD) over, maybe these lazy elves can get on to more important things like mounting my tires!

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Rodneypieon

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Sorry to tell you, because of the election the elves are all heading to Canada, beer and bbq looks like your best bet now. :D
 
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Ken Morse
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Screw the elves! I had a human put them on yesterday and I think me likee! A little bit of rear tire rub on the swingarm. Only about 6" long.

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I last saw the elves crying that they might now have to get a job a long with othersimage001.jpg
 
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