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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, retired to Texas and Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he bought them and wore them home.
He walked into the house and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looked up from her knitting and gave him the once-over before saying, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray stormed off to the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the living room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?"
Bessie sighed, folded her knitting across her lap and said, “Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yelled, “DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!”
Bessie tried to smother a grin as she replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Ya shoulda bought a hat.”
He walked into the house and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looked up from her knitting and gave him the once-over before saying, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray stormed off to the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the living room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?"
Bessie sighed, folded her knitting across her lap and said, “Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yelled, “DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!”
Bessie tried to smother a grin as she replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Ya shoulda bought a hat.”
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Perhaps she should call the Sherrif....of Nottingham...
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I'm not sure I'll share this one with the wife.
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If you do share it with the wife, YOU may find yourself "falling" down the stairs......
DAMHIK.
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If Titanic had sunk a week last Tuesday.
