🤣 Funny!

A sailor was heading back to his boat after shore leave. He had a few hours to kill, so he stopped at a seedy waterfront bar. He struck a conversation with an old pirate sitting at the bar who had a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch. The sailor said, “Wow old-timer, it looks like you’ve really been through it. How did you get all those injuries?’ The pirate said, “ Well, we plundered a town, and on our way back to our ship in our long boat, I got tossed overboard by a wave and a shark got my leg. A year later, we got into a fierce battle with another pirate ship, and I lost my hand in a sword fight and ended up with a hook. The eye patch came because I was standing on deck one day, looked up and a sea gull ***** in my eye?” The sailor said, “Wait a minute, you lost your eye because a sea gull ***** in it?” The pirate replied, “Well, it was my first day with the hook.”
 
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