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Imagine having a heart attack at work and the first thing they do, before calling 911, is clock you out.
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Imagine having a heart attack at work and the first thing they do, before calling 911, is clock you out.
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One fine sunny Sunday, St. Peter is looking down from the clouds, and sees a priest playing golf. He calls over to God and says, āLook at that. Instead of tending to his flock on the Sabbath, that priest is indulging in idle frivolity.ā
A look of anger crosses Godās face. He shakes his fist at the priest and says, āIāll fix him.ā
The priest tees up at the next hole, swings, and itās a bad hook to the left, the ball sails toward the woods alongside the fairway. But then the ball bounces off a tree trunk and flies back across the fairway all the way over to the other side, where it hits a boulder and bounces straight up. In mid-air a passing seagull catches the ball in its beak and flies up the fairway, dropping the ball onto the green, where it rolls straight into the cup.
In disbelief, St. Peter looks at God and says, āWhyād you do that? You said you were going to fix him, but you just gave him a miraculous hole-in-one!ā
God flashes a mischievous grin and says, āYeah. Butā¦whoās he gonna tell about it?ā
A look of anger crosses Godās face. He shakes his fist at the priest and says, āIāll fix him.ā
The priest tees up at the next hole, swings, and itās a bad hook to the left, the ball sails toward the woods alongside the fairway. But then the ball bounces off a tree trunk and flies back across the fairway all the way over to the other side, where it hits a boulder and bounces straight up. In mid-air a passing seagull catches the ball in its beak and flies up the fairway, dropping the ball onto the green, where it rolls straight into the cup.
In disbelief, St. Peter looks at God and says, āWhyād you do that? You said you were going to fix him, but you just gave him a miraculous hole-in-one!ā
God flashes a mischievous grin and says, āYeah. Butā¦whoās he gonna tell about it?ā
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