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Are you sweating and feeling sick while refueling at a station these days?
Probably got the CAROWNER-virus...
Probably got the CAROWNER-virus...
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Maybe he only had three legs!!??
Russ.
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... better be prepared...
... indeed...
"A wise man once said, 'It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without using violence.'"
From "Laws To Live By":
Don't mistake it as invitation if a woman says "... correct me if I'm wrong..."... ever... for your own safety... under any circumstances... just don't...
Don't mistake it as invitation if a woman says "... correct me if I'm wrong..."... ever... for your own safety... under any circumstances... just don't...
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St. Peter was looking at his records and said I see some really good things that you did in your life, but there are some bad things too. Do you have anything that might sway my decision in your favor? I said that there was this one time when I was driving across the desert and I saw a bunch of motorcycles parked on the side of the road. All of the riders, dressed in leather vests, were in a circle, pushing a young girl back and forth across the middle of the circle. I stopped, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk, and went to confront the riders. One guy was the obvious leader, so I walked up to him and grabbed the chain connected to his pierced nipples and ripped it off. I said now that I have your attention, I want you and your friends to get back on your motorcycles and leave that girl alone. St. Peter said wow, thatās pretty impressive. When did this happen? I said, about five minutes ago.
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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So this is the moment where Keith first realised the potential of "Rolling Stones"....
