🤣 Funny!
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ST1100Y
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... news from the bike shed...
The pain of bruised knuckles is temporary...
Opening your socket set upside down is forever though...
The pain of bruised knuckles is temporary...
Opening your socket set upside down is forever though...
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... almost there...
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12 weeks until Halloween...
15 weeks till Thanksgiving...
20 weeks until Christmas...
20 weeks left of 2026...
... that went fast...
15 weeks till Thanksgiving...
20 weeks until Christmas...
20 weeks left of 2026...
... that went fast...
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A notorious womanizer walked into his local bar and ordered a stiff drink. 
The bartender noticed how uneasy he looked.
“What’s wrong? You seem terrified.”
“I am,” the man replied.
“I received a letter from an angry husband threatening to kill me unless I stopped sleeping with his wife.”
“Then stop seeing her,” said the bartender.
The womanizer took a long drink and shook his head.
“I would, but the idiot didn’t sign the letter.”
The bartender noticed how uneasy he looked.
“What’s wrong? You seem terrified.”
“I am,” the man replied.
“I received a letter from an angry husband threatening to kill me unless I stopped sleeping with his wife.”
“Then stop seeing her,” said the bartender.
The womanizer took a long drink and shook his head.
“I would, but the idiot didn’t sign the letter.”
I used to have a sign on my office door, indicating the danger level to anyone foolish enough to disturb me. The scale went from No Danger through Low, Mild, Moderate, Severe, Extreme, and ended at Life Threatening.
The only mitigating factors when it was at Life Threatening were a major fire requiri g immediate evacuation, or delivering the multi-million dollars winning lottery ticket. There were no other acceptable reasons.
The only mitigating factors when it was at Life Threatening were a major fire requiri g immediate evacuation, or delivering the multi-million dollars winning lottery ticket. There were no other acceptable reasons.
12 weeks until Halloween...
15 weeks till Thanksgiving...
20 weeks until Christmas...
20 weeks left of 2026...
... that went fast...
....not nearly fast enough for us up here in the Great White North....
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... bet those claiming my avatar "glorifies reckless riding" would really like that, eh? 
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... there is one born every minute...
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... there is one born every minute...
That's just their way of announcing an impending shrinkflation move. The next lot that comes in will be 250 ml. The specially-marked cans are the forewarning of that.
