I'll bump this and regale you with my tale.... My wife and I rode to Ohio from NC to visit with some other riding friends. We had an area of a state park reserved with cabins. It was a loooooooong trip, we arrived late and after dark, and for the life of me I couldn't find the correct area. After a couple of laps of the park, I saw one of those billboard map thingies, so I pulled into the gravel lot, stopped, put the sidestand down, and slid out of the seat. The missus declined, she was not in a good mood..... I walk over to the sign and am looking at it, and then I hear it.......
I turn around, there's the ST1100 lying on it's right side, wife laying in the parking lot.
I ran over and checked the bike.....I know, it's a reflex
Then I check the missus
We get the bike up, and it's then that I l realize I had parked on a slight side slope, leaving the bike almost vertical. She shifted her weight and over it went. Needless to say, I heard about it all weekend, and still, to this day..