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Ah, a winterās walk in January, wearing my Adidas Stan Smith leathrr running shoes and pigskin bomber jacketā¦
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That would be my co-worker. Wears shorts to about -20C ( roughly 0F )
If he shows up wearing long pants, it's friggin' cold!
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A man was sitting peacefully, reading his newspaper, when his wife suddenly walked up behind him and smacked him on the head with a magazine.
**"What was that for?!"** he asked, rubbing his head.
**"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name āLaura Louā on it!"** she snapped.
**"Oh, that? Honey, that was the name of a horse I bet on at the races two weeks ago!"** he explained.
She paused, then sighed. **"Ohā¦ Iām sorry. I should have known there was a logical explanation."**
All was forgivenāuntil three days later.
While he was watching a ballgame, she walked up and knocked him out cold with a cast iron skillet.
When he finally came to, he groaned, **"What the hell was that for?!"**
She crossed her arms and said, **"Your horse just called."**
**"What was that for?!"** he asked, rubbing his head.
**"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name āLaura Louā on it!"** she snapped.
**"Oh, that? Honey, that was the name of a horse I bet on at the races two weeks ago!"** he explained.
She paused, then sighed. **"Ohā¦ Iām sorry. I should have known there was a logical explanation."**
All was forgivenāuntil three days later.
While he was watching a ballgame, she walked up and knocked him out cold with a cast iron skillet.
When he finally came to, he groaned, **"What the hell was that for?!"**
She crossed her arms and said, **"Your horse just called."**
Condom catheter?!
I may still have some spares from when I did community care if anybody needs them...Condom catheter?!
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A border policeman was on duty when he saw a man riding across the barrier in a bicycle with two large sacks.on his shoulders. He stopped the man and asked what he was carrying, the man looked at the policeman and said, āsand.ā The police didn't believe the man and motioned him aside, where he asked to search the bags. He found nothing but actual sand. Even the lab confirmed it was ordinary sand, hiding nothing. So he let the man go. Next week he saw the same man with similar sacks again. And again, he asked, again got āsandā and again confirmed, nothing but sand. After the third time he decided to just let the man pass.
Years later, after retiring, the policeman happened to run into the same man at a border bar. After greeting him the policeman said, āYou know, I always suspected you were smuggling something, but I could never prove it. Now that I'm retired and no longer have any power to arrest you, could you tell me what it was?ā The man looked at the policeman slyly and said, āBicycles.ā
Years later, after retiring, the policeman happened to run into the same man at a border bar. After greeting him the policeman said, āYou know, I always suspected you were smuggling something, but I could never prove it. Now that I'm retired and no longer have any power to arrest you, could you tell me what it was?ā The man looked at the policeman slyly and said, āBicycles.ā