🤣 Funny!
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Must be fake...
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A train machinist, a ship captain and a truck driver are sitting in a bar and sharing their stories.
The ship captain: “Our house is close to the harbor, so every time I am back from sailing and my ship is passing our house, I give the honk, so every time I am home, the food is on the table, my wife is hot and ready and I get my special welcome home treatment.”
The train machinist: “ Same here - we live close to the railroad, so when coming back from a long trip, I signal when passing by our house, and when I come home, my wife greets me in lingerie, with dinner on the table and bed warmed and ready for us”
The truck driver: “ Yeah.. almost same here… Our house is downhill in the street, so, whenever I come back home, I shut off the engine on the hill, roll down to the house, take my wrench, ring on the front door an run to the back door - none of them has escaped yet”
The ship captain: “Our house is close to the harbor, so every time I am back from sailing and my ship is passing our house, I give the honk, so every time I am home, the food is on the table, my wife is hot and ready and I get my special welcome home treatment.”
The train machinist: “ Same here - we live close to the railroad, so when coming back from a long trip, I signal when passing by our house, and when I come home, my wife greets me in lingerie, with dinner on the table and bed warmed and ready for us”
The truck driver: “ Yeah.. almost same here… Our house is downhill in the street, so, whenever I come back home, I shut off the engine on the hill, roll down to the house, take my wrench, ring on the front door an run to the back door - none of them has escaped yet”
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Bro! That was to protect the floor... gee...
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Shuey
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Well, hopefully . . . he was quick to get some ice to put on the new large bruise on the side of his head!
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After service one Sunday, and usher comes up to the Pastor. “I think there’s something wrong. There was an envelope in the offerings with $5,000 in it.”
The pastor says they will deal with it.
Next Sunday, during the offering, the pastor watches carefully and sees a sweet little old lady put a big envelope in the basket.
After the service, the pastor gets the lady off to the side. “I wanted to thank you for your kind donations to the church, but are you sure you can afford it? This is not known to be a wealthy neighborhood.”
The lady smiled and replied, “Don’t worry about it. My son is a veterinarian and sends me money each week and it’s more than I know what to do with, so I figured I would donate it to the church.”
The pastor looks shocked at this. “He must be a very successful veterinarian to send you so much.”
The lady smiled and nodded. “Yes, he is very successful. He has a cat house in Reno and another cat house in Las Vegas.”
The pastor says they will deal with it.
Next Sunday, during the offering, the pastor watches carefully and sees a sweet little old lady put a big envelope in the basket.
After the service, the pastor gets the lady off to the side. “I wanted to thank you for your kind donations to the church, but are you sure you can afford it? This is not known to be a wealthy neighborhood.”
The lady smiled and replied, “Don’t worry about it. My son is a veterinarian and sends me money each week and it’s more than I know what to do with, so I figured I would donate it to the church.”
The pastor looks shocked at this. “He must be a very successful veterinarian to send you so much.”
The lady smiled and nodded. “Yes, he is very successful. He has a cat house in Reno and another cat house in Las Vegas.”