🤣 Funny!
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mello dude
Half genius, half dumazz whackjob foole
Uncle Phil
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And then they will have to remove the battery to reboot it ....
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Two women were playing golf
. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball flew directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball struck one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands over his groin, dropped to the ground, and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed over and said, “I’m so sorry! Please let me help -I'm a physical therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you’ll let me.” The man replied, “Oh no, I’ll be fine in a few minutes.” But he was clearly in agony, curled up in the fetal position and still holding his groin.
At her insistence, he finally agreed. She gently moved his hands aside, loosened his pants, and placed her hands inside. She administered a tender and expert massage for several long moments and then asked, “How does that feel?” He replied, “It feels great… but I still think my thumb’s broken.”
The woman rushed over and said, “I’m so sorry! Please let me help -I'm a physical therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you’ll let me.” The man replied, “Oh no, I’ll be fine in a few minutes.” But he was clearly in agony, curled up in the fetal position and still holding his groin.
At her insistence, he finally agreed. She gently moved his hands aside, loosened his pants, and placed her hands inside. She administered a tender and expert massage for several long moments and then asked, “How does that feel?” He replied, “It feels great… but I still think my thumb’s broken.”
Two women were playing golf, and caught up to the twosome of gents playing ahead of them. One of the ladies offered to go up and ask if they could play through, but turned around partway and returned to her playing companion.
"Why didn't you ask if we could play through?" her friend asked.
"When I got close enough to recognize them, I realized that one of the men is my husband and the other is my lover. Naturally neither one knows about the other, so I couldn't risk exposing the secret."
"That makes sense. I'll go ask."
The second woman started toward the men, then did an about-face and returned.
"Why didn't you ask?" the first woman asked.
"I have the same problem as you." came the answer.
"Why didn't you ask if we could play through?" her friend asked.
"When I got close enough to recognize them, I realized that one of the men is my husband and the other is my lover. Naturally neither one knows about the other, so I couldn't risk exposing the secret."
"That makes sense. I'll go ask."
The second woman started toward the men, then did an about-face and returned.
"Why didn't you ask?" the first woman asked.
"I have the same problem as you." came the answer.
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Years ago my sister was running in a park in Montreal when a guy did exactly this, pulled open a trench coat. She was right next to a busy street and didn't feel she was at risk. Her words to him were "is that it?" and kept running.
