Do you feel the nature Susanne?
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Do you feel the nature Susanne?
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In a 6th-grade science class, Mrs. Parks asks her students:
“Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
The room falls silent... until little Mary jumps up, horrified.
“You shouldn’t ask us things like that! I’m telling my parents! You’ll get fired!”
Mrs. Parks calmly repeats the question to the class.
Still no hands go up.
Mary whispers, “She’s really in trouble now…”
Finally, little Billy raises his hand nervously and says:
“Um... the pupil of the eye?”
Mrs. Parks smiles.
“Correct!” Then she turns to Mary and says:
“And as for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
You have a dirty mind.
You didn’t do your homework.
One day… you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
“Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
The room falls silent... until little Mary jumps up, horrified.
“You shouldn’t ask us things like that! I’m telling my parents! You’ll get fired!”
Mrs. Parks calmly repeats the question to the class.
Still no hands go up.
Mary whispers, “She’s really in trouble now…”
Finally, little Billy raises his hand nervously and says:
“Um... the pupil of the eye?”
Mrs. Parks smiles.
“Correct!” Then she turns to Mary and says:
“And as for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
You have a dirty mind.
You didn’t do your homework.
One day… you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
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We used to make margarine runs to Illinois when I was just a kid. It was illegal to sell margarine in Wisconsin. Why we did that still baffles me. Butter is so good.
Several years ago they had the first one on sale at our local grocery store... the sale sign called it "I Can't Believe It's Not Butt!"!... for the health nuts...
My wife & I almost collapsed with laughter. Since we knew the manager (who was a decent guy), we begged him to not punish the employee who did this.
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QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity". The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in". Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"? "Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are"
