🤣 Funny!

Women throw something into the microwave, set it to two minutes and:

- vacuum the entire house
- un-/load the dishwasher
- do a few phone calls
- type six tweets
- give birth to three children
- free the people of Middle Earth

Men throw something into the microwave, set it to two minutes and:

- watch the table rotate
 
In a burgeoning town in the Old West a young man was looking to set up a new business. Bars, blacksmiths, harness shops were all taken so he purchased a nice 3 story house in a quiet part of town and found some very pretty models to provide private entertainment on the first floor. Business was good, so he decided to open the second floor. There were no more models but there were some nice-looking secretaries who were happy to provide their services. Soon the second floor was busy too, so he freshened up the top floor, but the only girls left were some schoolteachers. He gave it a try and very soon the waiting list for the third floor was long! The only business coming to the second floor and first floor was overflow from the third. He decided to dig deeper into the situation and quietly hid by a room on the first floor. The model said, “I have a photo shoot this evening so absolutely do not touch my hair… or my makeup. No kissing!” Well, that was a turnoff. He went on to the second floor. The secretary said, “Now I need to have your full name and address. I’m keeping complete files on all our business here.” Obviously, that would be awkward for future business so on up to the third floor. He happened to listen just as business had finished and he heard the schoolteacher say, “Now, if you are ever going to get this right, you have to do it over and over again.”
 
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.

First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extraterrestrial life on the planet."

They said, "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.

She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips.

"Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
 
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