Oh AI, you silly thing. Post your funniest AI chat interactions here.

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OK, let's start.

Here's what I asked AI and it's response.

Me "I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50' away. Should I walk or drive to the car wash?"

AI response (yes it used these emojis):


At 50 feet away, you should absolutely walk 😄

Here’s why:

  • 🚗 Driving 50 feet means:
    • Starting the engine
    • Shifting into gear
    • Moving for about 3–4 seconds
    • Braking
    • Turning it off again
    • That’s more effort than the distance requires.
  • 🚶 Walking 50 feet:
    • Takes about 10–15 seconds
    • Gives you a tiny bit of movement
    • Avoids unnecessary engine wear
    • Saves a little fuel
The only time driving would make sense:

  • Heavy rain
  • You’re carrying bulky equipment
  • Physical mobility issues
Otherwise, it’s basically your driveway length. Walk it — your car (and your legs) will be fine.
 
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Many decades ago a cousin of mine had to spell "lieutenant" but wasn't sure how, so looking it up in the dictionary was going to be problematic. She had the novel and insightful idea of looking up "Captain" to see whether it's definition included a reference to it being the next rank above lieutenant.

My brother, recalling that clever approach, wanted to see whether AI (specifically chatGPT) might think of the same strategy. It failed miserably, even when given the answer.

Here's how it went:

(brother)
Suppose you were a grade school student asked to spell "lieutenant", and
allowed to use a dictionary. But not knowing the spelling you can't
just look up the answer. How would you solve the problem?

ChatGPT
If I were a grade school student faced with this challenge, here's how I
might approach it:
Break it Down: First, I'd try to break the word down into smaller
parts or syllables that I know how to spell. For example, "lieu-" and
"-tenant."

Phonetics: I'd think about how the word sounds and try to spell it
phonetically. For instance, "loo-ten-ant" or "liew-tenant."

Guess and Check: I might try different variations of the word,
writing them down and seeing which one looks the most correct based on
what I know of English spelling rules.

Ask for Help: If I'm really stuck, I might ask a teacher or a
classmate for help, or see if there are any resources available like a
poster with commonly misspelled words.

Process of Elimination: If I'm allowed to look at other words in
the dictionary, I might try to find similar words and see if the
spelling is similar. For example, "lieu" is spelled with an "ie," so I
might guess that "lieutenant" follows the same pattern.

Trial and Error: I might just try different combinations of letters
until something looks right.
With these strategies, even without knowing the exact spelling, I'd hope
to eventually figure it out!

(brother)
How about just looking up captain?

ChatGPT
If I was asked to spell "lieutenant" but didn't know the spelling, and I
was allowed to use a dictionary but couldn't find "lieutenant," I might
try to look up a similar word like "captain."

Here's how I might proceed:
Look up Similar Words: I'd flip through the dictionary to find
words that are similar to "lieutenant," such as "captain."

Compare and Contrast: Once I find "captain," I'd study its spelling
and see if there are any similarities or patterns that could help me
with "lieutenant."

Analyze Spelling Patterns: I'd note any common spelling patterns or
rules shared by "captain" and "lieutenant," such as the placement of
vowels or consonant combinations.

Apply Patterns to Guess: Using the information I gleaned from
"captain," I'd make an educated guess at how "lieutenant" might be
spelled based on similar patterns or sounds.

By using a similar word as a reference point, I could potentially narrow
down the possibilities and make an informed attempt at spelling
"lieutenant."

(brother)
Wait- what you you find when you looked up captain?

ChatGPT
When I look up "captain" in the dictionary, I find the correct spelling
of the word along with its definition. I'd see that "captain" is spelled
with a 'c', 'a', 'p', 't', 'a', 'i', 'n' with no 'l' or 'e', so I'd note
the differences between "captain" and "lieutenant." Then, I'd try to
apply any spelling patterns or rules I observed to make an educated
guess at the spelling of "lieutenant."

(brother)
Oh come on! What would be one of the definitions of captain?

ChatGPT
One of the definitions of "captain" could be a person who is at the head
of or in authority over others, such as the leader of a ship, a sports
team, or a military unit.

(brother)
Yes, I know that. But don't you suppose a definition of captain would
be "the rank above lieutenant"?

ChatGPT
Yes, you're absolutely right. In many contexts, especially within
military hierarchies, one of the definitions of "captain" could indeed
be "the rank above lieutenant." Thank you for pointing that out!

(brother)
And if you found that definition would you then know how to spell
lieutenant?

ChatGPT
Yes, if I found the definition of "captain" as "the rank above
lieutenant," it would certainly give me a strong clue about how to spell
"lieutenant." Based on that information, I could infer that "lieutenant"
likely follows a similar spelling pattern but without the "c" and "a" at
the beginning. So, by referencing the definition of "captain," I could
make an educated guess that "lieutenant" is spelled as
"l-i-e-u-t-e-n-a-n-t."
 
Here's scary one that I did personally (being pretty sure of what answer I would get) -

I have arterial blood clots as a result from an implanted medical device.
Arterial blood clots are treated totally different than venous blood clots (DVT) and are much rarer.
When I asked 'AI' for the treatment for arterial ones it gave me the treatment for venous ones - which is really bad medically.
The majority of the data on blood clots is about venous ones and AI goes with what the majority of the data says regardless of the application.
'AI' focused on blood clots and did not differentiate between arterial and venous - a very critical difference. ;)
So just think - when your future doctor relies heavily on 'AI' for medical solutions ... :eek-2x:
 
@Uncle Phil I'm glad you aren't so naive as to suppose that AI is in any way qualified to substitute for device and information from actual human medical practitioners.
 
@Uncle Phil I'm glad you aren't so naive as to suppose that AI is in any way qualified to substitute for device and information from actual human medical practitioners.
Maybe not now - but in the future who knows .... ;)
 
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