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A middle-aged couple had drifted apart and the end of their marriage came one Friday night over a plate of fish and chips.
“It’s no good Sonia, this marriage is a sham, I’m leaving you. I may be 57 years old but I’ve met a 19 year old girl who wants to be with me and I want to be with her,” said the husband proudly.
“Well, well, well,” replied the wife scornfully. “She’s welcome to you. By the way, I’ve met a gorgeous young man of 19 who goes for older women. I may be 57 as well but he says I’ve got the body of a 25 year old. So stuff you,Bob, and just remember this. 19 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 19!”
 
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