🤣 Funny!

A county road crew got their work assignment one morning to go patch some potholes.

They arrived at the assigned location and when they went to get their stuff out of the back of the pickup they realized they had a problem. The team leader got on the radio and called the supervisor and said “boss, we got out here but there ain’t no shovels in the truck”.

The supervisor replied “dang it all, that other crew must not have put them back when they finished yesterday. Just sit tight and I’ll bring some out to you”.

The crew foreman then asked “what are we supposed to do until you get here?”

The road superintendent replied “I guess you’ll just have to lean on each other until I can get you some shovels”.
 
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. “We know it’s late, sir, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the Mounties.

“Tell me! Did you find her!?” the husband shouted.

The Mounties looked at each other. One said,

“We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.. Which do you want to hear first?”

Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said “Give me the bad news first.”

The second Mountie said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.” “Oh my God!” exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”

The Mountie continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her.”

Stunned, the husband demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great news???”

The Mountie answered, “We’re gonna pull her up again tomorrow.”
 
ST1100Y said:
Squinting works too...
Probably also depends on screen resolution/pixel density, as those 'hidden object pictures' tend to be quite visible on (my) small phone screen, but dull on the big desktop...
Click to expand...
You have to pick up the monitor and move it up and down or bounce on your chair while singing "I Can See Clearly Now" (Johnny Nash)!
:tongue-2x:
 
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