🤣 Funny!

[docw1]

A doctor calls his patient and says: “I have bad news and terrible news. Which would you like first?”

The patient says: “Give me the bad news first.”
The doctor says: “You have 24 hours to live.”
The patient says: ‘My god, that’s the bad news? What’s the terrible news?
The doctor says: “I forgot to call you yesterday.”

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Posted by another poor man, who’s getting picked on for nothing, and by his own wife!!

 

[motornut]

I think one of these would sell right now

 

[JetRanger]

 

[Pop-Pop]

 

[docw1]

 

[Hound]

If he is "doing heroine", I wonder who she is.

 

[Fawlty]

 

[ST1100Y]

... oh dear...

 

[ST1100Y]

... indeed...

 

[Larry Fine]

Resistance is futile.

 

[Slydynbye]

 

[Slydynbye]

 

[STripper]

Hey, the link for that audio clip isn't working for me. Will you please update the link? Thank you.

 

[Slydynbye]

Hey, the link for that audio clip isn't working for me. Will you please update the link? Thank you.

Here you go.

 

[MaxPete]

Oh dear me......

 

[MaxPete]

 

[Willsmotorcycle]

He tried to resist.

 

[ddemair]

Okay, I give up. What is this really?

 

[STripper]

It's a package of thru-hole resistors on tape-and-reel used in electronic circuits.

 

[Larry Fine]

Okay, I give up. What is this really?