... authentication betrayal...
🤣 Funny!
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The new CEO of a company comes into work determined to turn things around. Trying to prove himself to his new employees he looks around the office and sees a guy leaning against a wall doing nothing. He approaches the guy and asks him, "What do you think you're doing?"
The man replies, "I'm just killing time, waiting to get paid."
The CEO is furious, "What do you make a week?"
The man tells him, "About $200 a week."
The CEO pulls out his wallet and hands the man $400 and says, "There's your two weeks, now get out of here!" After the man leaves he turns to his employees and asks, "What do you think about that?"
One of the employees stands up and says, "I think he just got the largest tip he's ever gotten on a single pizza."
The man replies, "I'm just killing time, waiting to get paid."
The CEO is furious, "What do you make a week?"
The man tells him, "About $200 a week."
The CEO pulls out his wallet and hands the man $400 and says, "There's your two weeks, now get out of here!" After the man leaves he turns to his employees and asks, "What do you think about that?"
One of the employees stands up and says, "I think he just got the largest tip he's ever gotten on a single pizza."
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Brian
Southern people, as they completely insult someone:
"Well bless your ever-lovin' heart!"
"Well bless your ever-lovin' heart!"
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... in honor of today's occasion...
There folks around you wonder who ties their shoes in the morning...
And those share the roads with you!!
There folks around you wonder who ties their shoes in the morning...
And those share the roads with you!!
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What's the occasion?... in honor of today's occasion...
There folks around you wonder who ties their shoes in the morning...
And those share the roads with you!!
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Some people refer to their toilet as
“the John.”
However, I renamed mine
“the Jim” because people react more positively when I tell them
that I “went to the Jim” before work this morning.
“the John.”
However, I renamed mine
“the Jim” because people react more positively when I tell them
that I “went to the Jim” before work this morning.
Being accused of continuously entering wrong product prices/surcharge % in our merchandise management program...
It turns out when you write an offer logged in as [service dept] instead of [installation] the margin settings jump from the 45% (default) to "something" between 170 to 240% ...
But of course is it easier to just blame me of having simply entered wrong product prices... yeah... right...
"Why do you always act so fed up at work"
Its not a act...
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A woman who only speaks Spanish goes into a store to get new socks. She goes up to the worker and says, "Donde estan los calcetines?"
But the worker doesn't speak Spanish and can't understand. So they walk over to some shirts and go, "Is this what you want?" The woman shakes her head.
The worker walks to a rack of pants and goes, "Is this what you want?” The woman shakes her head again.
The worker goes up to some socks and lifts one up and goes, "Is this what you're looking for?"
The woman smiles and says excitedly, "Ahh. Eso si que es'"
The worker frowns at the lady and says, well, if you can spell it, why don't you just do that first?
But the worker doesn't speak Spanish and can't understand. So they walk over to some shirts and go, "Is this what you want?" The woman shakes her head.
The worker walks to a rack of pants and goes, "Is this what you want?” The woman shakes her head again.
The worker goes up to some socks and lifts one up and goes, "Is this what you're looking for?"
The woman smiles and says excitedly, "Ahh. Eso si que es'"
The worker frowns at the lady and says, well, if you can spell it, why don't you just do that first?
Some tests require some prep first.
