Being accused of continuously entering wrong product prices/surcharge % in our merchandise management program...
It turns out when you write an offer logged in as [service dept] instead of [installation] the margin settings jump from the 45% (default) to "something" between 170 to 240% ...
But of course is it easier to just blame me of having simply entered wrong product prices... yeah... right...
A woman who only speaks Spanish goes into a store to get new socks. She goes up to the worker and says, "Donde estan los calcetines?"
But the worker doesn't speak Spanish and can't understand. So they walk over to some shirts and go, "Is this what you want?" The woman shakes her head.
The worker walks to a rack of pants and goes, "Is this what you want?ā The woman shakes her head again.
The worker goes up to some socks and lifts one up and goes, "Is this what you're looking for?"
The woman smiles and says excitedly, "Ahh. Eso si que es'"
The worker frowns at the lady and says, well, if you can spell it, why don't you just do that first?