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š¤£ Funny!
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The farm boy is walking down the lane with a chicken under his arm, a bucket in one hand and a pitchfork in the other while holdng a goat's leash. Along comes the pretty milkmaid from the neighboring farm.
As they walked on together she says to him āI'm not sure I should be walking alone with you on this quiet road. You might take advantage of me. ā
The farm boy blushes and says āAw shucks. How could I do that? I have a chicken under my arm, I'm leading a goat, I have a bucket in one hand and a pitchfork in the other.ā
She smiles at him and replies āYou put the chicken down and put the bucket over it, stick the pitchfork in the ground and tie the goat's rope to it. That's how you would do it.ā
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An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub.
The Mexican says, āI'll have a Corona. The finest beer of Mexico.ā
The American says, āIāll have a Budweiser. The king of beers.ā
The Brit says, āI'll have a Ginger Ale.ā
āA Ginger Ale?ā the American asks quizically.
The Brit replies, āWell, if you arenāt going to have a proper beer. Why should I?
As they walked on together she says to him āI'm not sure I should be walking alone with you on this quiet road. You might take advantage of me. ā
The farm boy blushes and says āAw shucks. How could I do that? I have a chicken under my arm, I'm leading a goat, I have a bucket in one hand and a pitchfork in the other.ā
She smiles at him and replies āYou put the chicken down and put the bucket over it, stick the pitchfork in the ground and tie the goat's rope to it. That's how you would do it.ā
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An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub.
The Mexican says, āI'll have a Corona. The finest beer of Mexico.ā
The American says, āIāll have a Budweiser. The king of beers.ā
The Brit says, āI'll have a Ginger Ale.ā
āA Ginger Ale?ā the American asks quizically.
The Brit replies, āWell, if you arenāt going to have a proper beer. Why should I?
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... oh yeah...
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... now they're overdoing it, definitely... 
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... "Sunday Visitors" by George Hughes - 1954...
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