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Everyone claims I've to cut down my sugar intake,
to avoid alcohol, no nicotine, no coffee...
But who guided me through the darkest hours?
It surely wasn't that darn Broccoli...
to avoid alcohol, no nicotine, no coffee...
But who guided me through the darkest hours?
It surely wasn't that darn Broccoli...
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A man and a beautiful woman are riding alone in an elevator. Suddenly, the elevator jerks and comes to a complete halt. The power goes out. In the pitch black, the woman sighs and says, "Well, since we're stuck here, why don't you make me feel like a real woman?" The man gets incredibly excited, rips off all his clothes, throws them on the floor, and yells, "Here, iron these!"
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The teacher gave his fifth graders a task: Get the parents to tell a story with a moral in the end.
The next day the children returned to school where one by one told their stories.
"Jonny, do you have a story to share with us?"
"Yes, Miss. Dad told a story about Aunt Marie. Aunt Marie was a pilot in the Iraq war and her plane was shot down. She had to shoot her way out over enemy territory and all she had was a small bottle of Whiskey, a gun and a survival knife. She drank the Whiskey Bottle on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands. She landed with her parachute right in the middle among twenty enemy soldiers. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of ammunition, then killed four more with the knife until the knife blade snapped and then killed the last one with only her empty hands."
"Good God", said the terrified teacher. "What kind of morality did your father teach you out of that story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Marie when she's been drinking.
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The teacher gave his fifth graders a task: Get the parents to tell a story with a moral in the end.
The next day the children returned to school where one by one told their stories.
"Jonny, do you have a story to share with us?"
"Yes, Miss. Dad told a story about Aunt Marie. Aunt Marie was a pilot in the Iraq war and her plane was shot down. She had to shoot her way out over enemy territory and all she had was a small bottle of Whiskey, a gun and a survival knife. She drank the Whiskey Bottle on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands. She landed with her parachute right in the middle among twenty enemy soldiers. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of ammunition, then killed four more with the knife until the knife blade snapped and then killed the last one with only her empty hands."
"Good God", said the terrified teacher. "What kind of morality did your father teach you out of that story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Marie when she's been drinking.
... if a cadaver dog likes you, you've go some explaining to do...
... another dull exhibit...
Obo
East Coast Canada
The wheels on
round and round,
round and round.
round and round,
round and round.
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