ST1100Y
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... indeed...
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ST1100Y
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... 'nuf said...
ST1100Y
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... uh-oh... would you dare to pick up?...
ST1100Y
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... quite right...
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A fire truck arrives at a 5 story building, with fire raging out of all the windows. The firemen look up and see 3 women yelling out of the windows asking for help.
The firemen quickly get a blanket, and spread it out for the ladies to jump in.
As one of the ladies is about to jump one of the firemen notices that it is his ex wife who screwed him over in alimony.
When she jumps the firemen quickly pull the blanket away and the woman lands on the grass.
The second woman is about to jump when another fireman recognizes her as the one who recently broke up with him.
When she jumps, the firemen pulls the blanket away and the woman lands in a thorny bush.
The third one, a blond, sees what happened to her friends and yells down “OH no you don't. I'm not gonna jump and have you pull the blanket away.”
The fire assure her that it won't happen to her.
She is not convinced and says “The only way I will jump is if you put the blanket on the concrete and you walk away. Then I will jump.”
The firemen quickly get a blanket, and spread it out for the ladies to jump in.
As one of the ladies is about to jump one of the firemen notices that it is his ex wife who screwed him over in alimony.
When she jumps the firemen quickly pull the blanket away and the woman lands on the grass.
The second woman is about to jump when another fireman recognizes her as the one who recently broke up with him.
When she jumps, the firemen pulls the blanket away and the woman lands in a thorny bush.
The third one, a blond, sees what happened to her friends and yells down “OH no you don't. I'm not gonna jump and have you pull the blanket away.”
The fire assure her that it won't happen to her.
She is not convinced and says “The only way I will jump is if you put the blanket on the concrete and you walk away. Then I will jump.”
ST1100Y
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... well, I've my own place, so...
I knew someone who did that with an SKS... bad move!... well, I've my own place, so...
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Dishwasher tablets, designed to loosen weeks old, dried up mustard and egg yolk, are way too aggressive on metals, aluminum in particular...
But I'm known for having car dash buttons in there
They get really spotless, just don't forget to rub them in bike spirits spray cleaner and polish afterwards, to nurture the plastic...
That's on the "bleeding" edge right there...
Is that supposably funny?