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Pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off.......
"This is your Captain speaking, Thank you for flying with us this morning.
The weather is....."
Then suddenly he starts screaming his head off:
"Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God! It’s burning…It’s burning…This is going to hurt....It’s burning"
A ghostly Silence reigned!
After a couple of minutes, He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers:
"I sincerely apologise for the incident but I just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap...you should see my pants."
One passenger replies -
"Why don't you come here and see Our PANTS"!
"This is your Captain speaking, Thank you for flying with us this morning.
The weather is....."
Then suddenly he starts screaming his head off:
"Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God! It’s burning…It’s burning…This is going to hurt....It’s burning"
A ghostly Silence reigned!
After a couple of minutes, He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers:
"I sincerely apologise for the incident but I just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap...you should see my pants."
One passenger replies -
"Why don't you come here and see Our PANTS"!
This manner of confusion is the main reason we no longer have console shifters. The handle looks too much like an enormous erec..........nevermind.
Way back in grad school, we lived in an old farming community. One of our neighbors did this as the boxes were getting the Friday night treatment. One Saturday morning, we found a scattering of broken glass and the heavy end of a baseball bat on the ground near the mail boxes.
There was always an upsurge when the movie "Stand By Me" was re-aired.......
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There were two women who were complete strangers. They lived in different cities, they had never met, and had no friends or acquaintances in common. However, they had e-mail addresses that were nearly identical - just off by one letter.
The husband of the first woman (Mrs. Smith) had just left on a business trip to Florida. After Mr. Smith had finished his business, Mrs. Smith was going to take a flight down and meet him a few days later.
The second woman (Mrs. Jones) was still grieving for her husband who had died a week earlier.
Mr. Smith arrives in Florida and checks into his hotel. He gets on his laptop and writes his wife an e-mail to let her know he’s arrived safely. He carelessly mistypes the e-mail address, sending the message to Mrs. Jones.
Mrs. Jones sits at her computer and starts reading her e-mails. Her daughter, in another room, hears her mother scream and runs in to find Mrs. Jones has fainted. Looking at the screen, she sees an open e-mail that reads:
My Darling Wife,
I just arrived here and have settled in. I am eagerly looking forward to your arrival on Wednesday.
Your loving husband.
P.S. It sure is hot down here.
The husband of the first woman (Mrs. Smith) had just left on a business trip to Florida. After Mr. Smith had finished his business, Mrs. Smith was going to take a flight down and meet him a few days later.
The second woman (Mrs. Jones) was still grieving for her husband who had died a week earlier.
Mr. Smith arrives in Florida and checks into his hotel. He gets on his laptop and writes his wife an e-mail to let her know he’s arrived safely. He carelessly mistypes the e-mail address, sending the message to Mrs. Jones.
Mrs. Jones sits at her computer and starts reading her e-mails. Her daughter, in another room, hears her mother scream and runs in to find Mrs. Jones has fainted. Looking at the screen, she sees an open e-mail that reads:
My Darling Wife,
I just arrived here and have settled in. I am eagerly looking forward to your arrival on Wednesday.
Your loving husband.
P.S. It sure is hot down here.