🤣 Funny!
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Three guys were out golfing on a beautiful sunny day.
At one hole, they had to hit over a water hazard.
The first guy hits his ball — splash — right into the water. No problem, he walks over, raises his club, and the water parts! He takes his shot and lands it on the green.
The second guy hits his ball — it floats on the water! He casually walks across the surface, hits it, and lands it on the green too.
The third guy hits his ball — straight into the water. A fish grabs it. A hawk swoops down and grabs the fish. Lightning strikes, scaring the hawk, and it drops the fish into a tree. The ball pops out of the fish’s mouth, bounces down the tree, rolls across the green… and drops right into the hole!
Moses looks at Jesus and says: “I swear, I hate golfing with your Father.”
At one hole, they had to hit over a water hazard.
The first guy hits his ball — splash — right into the water. No problem, he walks over, raises his club, and the water parts! He takes his shot and lands it on the green.
The second guy hits his ball — it floats on the water! He casually walks across the surface, hits it, and lands it on the green too.
The third guy hits his ball — straight into the water. A fish grabs it. A hawk swoops down and grabs the fish. Lightning strikes, scaring the hawk, and it drops the fish into a tree. The ball pops out of the fish’s mouth, bounces down the tree, rolls across the green… and drops right into the hole!
Moses looks at Jesus and says: “I swear, I hate golfing with your Father.”
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... Disk-world... 
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... that's a good chapca... 
wonder if potis also count...
wonder if potis also count...
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... individuals like this are the reason we now have instructions on shampoo bottles...
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... dang, they really exists...
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... if I'd ended up being hunted...
