🤣 Funny!
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“Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me.
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And friends who care.”
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I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me.
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And friends who care.”
Amazing Stuff
ST1100Y
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ST1100Y
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... one for the Coffee Club...
ST1100Y
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... that would have been some crossover episode...
Now this is great art!
I got the same look when I walked into a store wearing motorcycle jacket, boots, and carrying my helmet.
She: "You ride a motorcycle?"
Me: "No, I just like the look."
ST1100Y
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Ditto...
And the inquisition about what motorcycle which I'm grown sick of (try to explain to ignorant folks what a Pan-European/ST1100 is...), I simply respond
"... a red one..."
tnbill
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One afternoon finishing up work i told a young lady i was going for a motorcycle ride. She said “oh you got a harley” i answered her back “ no i have a motorcycle “
billo
17 years on a ST
This not a joke.
My wife and I rode to a nearby mountain restaurant/bar. When we arrived it was under new management by an attractive middle aged blonde with personality. No employees, she was the cook, the waitress and cashier. Another was couple there, also on a bike, and by the conversation it was obvious that she knew them well. No other patrons.
The coffee was extra, extra weak with grounds floating in it, the scrambled eggs greasy, toast cold, served on a styrofoam plate with the flimsiest of plastic ware. She mentioned cabins out back for rent. I said how convenient. Sit at the bar, have a good time, lots of drink and stumble up the hill to bed. She said no, she didn’t want anyone getting drunk at her bar. Continued on with how she really wanted horse people in there, not bikers. I wonder who owns it now.
My wife and I rode to a nearby mountain restaurant/bar. When we arrived it was under new management by an attractive middle aged blonde with personality. No employees, she was the cook, the waitress and cashier. Another was couple there, also on a bike, and by the conversation it was obvious that she knew them well. No other patrons.
The coffee was extra, extra weak with grounds floating in it, the scrambled eggs greasy, toast cold, served on a styrofoam plate with the flimsiest of plastic ware. She mentioned cabins out back for rent. I said how convenient. Sit at the bar, have a good time, lots of drink and stumble up the hill to bed. She said no, she didn’t want anyone getting drunk at her bar. Continued on with how she really wanted horse people in there, not bikers. I wonder who owns it now.
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I had a different experience, made me laugh. Wore my two-piece Stich into an auto parts store in San Diego years ago, and the older guy at the counter says "are you cold, son?"
