🤣 Funny!

In order to sell something like a 2x4 the following persons, operations and corporates have to be qualified, certified and licensed:

- owner of the forest
- the forest road construction corp and crew
- the lumberjack/harvester operator cutting the tree
- the truck driver and the transport company hauling the tree trunks to the sawmill
- the sawmill operator and workers
- another truck driver and transport corp hauling the cut pieces to the hardware store
- the hardware store corp, the branch manager, the fork lift driver, the sales people and the cashier...

Contrary to this are politicians neither obliged to have a job-specific qualification, any apprenticeship, nor to own any certificate of completing a training...

My admiration of wooden planks has grown tremendously... :unsure:

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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel

The pharmacist fainted.
 
Team2010 said:
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I believe this is how evolution works, hopefully he has not been breeding yet
 
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