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Woman went into auto parts store and asked for a 28 ounce water pump, counter guy had no problem. Got one for her 280Z
 
A cop who was known for hating bikers, was sitting outside a bar that was full of rowdy bikers. It was almost closing time and he intended to write a few DUIs. Eventually a rough looking, bearded, tattooed fellow staggered out the door and approached a motorcycle as he fumbled for his keys. He dropped the keys and and fell while trying to pick them up. He stood up, reached for his helmet, and dropped it. He cussed, and after a while managed to pick it up. Other bikers were leaving, but the cop was laser focused on, and determined to sock-it-to this drunk jackass. Sure enough the biker finally got his bike cranked and headed down the road. The cop quickly pulled him over and asked for his license. After fumbling around for a while, he found his license and handed it to the officer. The cop asked “How much have you had to drink?” He replied “None, nothing at all!” The cop then gave him a sobriety test, which he passed with no problem. Still determined, he gave the biker a breathalyzer test. It showed 0% alcohol. Infuriated, the cop yelled at the biker, “You dumb bastard!” “I saw you staggering around and falling all over the place!” “What’s your damn problem?” The biker replied “No problem officer.” “I’m the designated decoy.”
 
FACT: Chin-Lung Hu is a Taiwanese retired professional baseball shortstop. He has played in Major League Baseball for the Los Angeles Dodgers and New York Mets.
NEXT: A long time ago while he was a member of the Mets and playing against his former team, he got up to the plate and hit a single. Abbot and Costello were in the stands watching.
 
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