🤣 Funny!

So there’s a bar on the top of a skyscraper. This big burly guy came to the bar and asked for a beer. He chugged it instantly. The man at the bar was astonishtd. Then the burly guy jumps out the window. The man at the bar runs to the window and the man is not in sight. He scratches his head. The guy walks back in, chugs a beer and jumps out the window. The third time the man at the bar asks how are you doing that? The jumper says “it’s simple physics. The beer carbonation makes me float to the ground”. The bar man chugs a beer as hard as he can, jumps out the window and splats on the sidewalk. The bartender says “you know what Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk”’
 
FACT: Chin-Lung Hu is a Taiwanese retired professional baseball shortstop. He has played in Major League Baseball for the Los Angeles Dodgers and New York Mets.
NEXT: A long time ago while he was a member of the Mets and playing against his former team, he got up to the plate and hit a single. Abbot and Costello were in the stands watching.

FACT: "Who's on first" was from 1938

FACT: Mets didn't exist until 1962.
 
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