🤣 Funny!

Few people know it, but there is actually a golf course in Heaven, specially constructed for the few golfers who do not wind up in The Other Place.

So one day, Father, Son and the Holy Ghost were playing a threesome - or maybe it was a onesome. It all depends on your personal religious beliefs.

First off was the Holy Ghost. Perfect tee-shot, straight down the middle of the fairway. Next up was Jesus, almost identical shot landed within a couple of yards of the first.

Then came God. He sliced it horribly, and it hit a tree. Then up popped a rabbit from nowhere, took the ball in its mouth and, hoppity hop, set off back towards the fairway.

Then out of nowhere came a huge great eagle, which grabbed the rabbit in its mouth and flappity, flap, set off for the green.

Then out of the clear blue sky came a sudden flash of lightning, which struck the eagle. The eagle promptly dropped the rabbit. Then the rabbit let go of the ball, and it rolled gently across the green.

Hole in One.

Jesus turned to his Father and did say: “For Christ’s sake, Dad, it’s only a bloody game after all.”
 
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
 
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