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A dog and cat arrive simultaneously at the Pearly Gates. St Peter on his throne asks the dog, “Why do you deserve to get into Heaven?” The dog replies “I was always a good boy. I obeyed my master at all times, fetched his slippers instead of chewing them up, never killed anything, never pooped or peed in the house, and loved everybody.” St Peter says, “Blessed be you, you can go in.”


He then asks the cat “Why do you deserve to get into Heaven?” The cat says “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”
 
docw1 said:
A dog and cat arrive simultaneously at the Pearly Gates. St Peter on his throne asks the dog, “Why do you deserve to get into Heaven?” The dog replies “I was always a good boy. I obeyed my master at all times, fetched his slippers instead of chewing them up, never killed anything, never pooped or peed in the house, and loved everybody.” St Peter says, “Blessed be you, you can go in.”


He then asks the cat “Why do you deserve to get into Heaven?” The cat says “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”
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