🤣 Funny!

A man was wandering around in his back yard when he came across a patch of big mushrooms, they looked nice, so he picked them. He was expecting a number of friends around that evening for a slap up meal and figured the mushrooms would be nice to go with the steaks. But being wary that some mushrooms can be poisonous, he cooked one up and gave it to his dog Spot, figuring that if it didn’t make Spot sick then the rest would be okay for the guests. Well Spot scoffed it down and wagged his tail, he wanted more, no sign of him getting sick. Alrighty then, let’s do it. So the friends duly arrived, the steak and mushrooms served and soon devoured and everyone was most impressed. But wait……the man’s son comes running inside, “Dad, dad, Spot is dead!” Oh hell, what to do now, what will happen to the guests. The man panicked and rang the hospital and they told him to race to the pharmacy and get a special solution to give to his guests and they may well be saved. It causes immediate vomiting and also cleans out the bowels in a flash. So he did that, gave all the guests a good dosing of drench and had some himself. Oh dear, there was much chundering and pooing and moaning and writhing as the guest lay all over the floor filling their pants and covering the furniture with puke and poo. Tsk, tsk. Suddenly the man’s son came back in the room and said, “You know what dad, that truck that ran over Spot didn’t even stop!”
 
An Arab Sheikh was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world.

Finally, a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.

A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman, who was more than happy to donate his blood.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him:

"I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates?"

To this, the Arab replied: " Aye, laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins."
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom