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Two medical students were walking down the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs apart. He was stiff-legged and walked slowly. One student said to his friend:
I am sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk exactly like that.
The other student said: "No, I don't think so. That old man definitely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are spread apart, exactly as we learned in class."
Because they could not agree, they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him,
We are medical students and we noticed how you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Can you tell us what it is?
The old man said: "I will tell you, but first tell me what you two good medical students think."
The first student said: "I think it is Peltry syndrome."
The old man said: "That's what you thought—but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "That's what you thought—but you are wrong."
So they asked him: "Well, old man, what's wrong with you?"
The old man said: "Well, I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong too!"
I am sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk exactly like that.
The other student said: "No, I don't think so. That old man definitely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are spread apart, exactly as we learned in class."
Because they could not agree, they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him,
We are medical students and we noticed how you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Can you tell us what it is?
The old man said: "I will tell you, but first tell me what you two good medical students think."
The first student said: "I think it is Peltry syndrome."
The old man said: "That's what you thought—but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "That's what you thought—but you are wrong."
So they asked him: "Well, old man, what's wrong with you?"
The old man said: "Well, I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong too!"
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A rabbit goes to have his appendix removed.
When the anesthesiologist goes to put him under he raises a paw and says "No sedation required."
The anesthesiologist says "But rabbit, having your appendix out will be excruciatingly painful!"
The rabbit replies calmly "It's OK, I'm an ether bunny."
When the anesthesiologist goes to put him under he raises a paw and says "No sedation required."
The anesthesiologist says "But rabbit, having your appendix out will be excruciatingly painful!"
The rabbit replies calmly "It's OK, I'm an ether bunny."
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A boy goes to the bank every day and deposits $100. One day, the bank manager notices and asks him: “Hey, why are you putting $100 in here every day?” The child replies: “Can we talk in your office?” The manager agrees, and they go to his office. The child then reveals: “Well, every day I make a bet with a new person that I can kiss my right eye.”
The manager laughs and says, “You really can’t do that!” The child grins and asks, “Want to bet?” The manager thinks he is being clever, agrees, and in the blink of an eye, the child pulls out his fake eye and kisses it. The manager feels a bit stupid and gives him $100, but wants it back.
The child says: “Okay, but here’s the catch: I bet you’re wearing red girl’s panties. If I’m wrong, I’ll give you your $100 back plus another $100.” The manager thinks he is too smart for this and agrees. The boy then adds: “But first, we need 10 witnesses to make it official.”
The manager gathers his team, and after taking off his pants, he feels quite proud that he has won $100. But then he notices the kid grinning. Confused, he asks: “Why are you happy now that you’ve lost your money?” The boy laughs and says: “Well, I had a bet with your team about how fast I could make you pull down your pants!”
The manager laughs and says, “You really can’t do that!” The child grins and asks, “Want to bet?” The manager thinks he is being clever, agrees, and in the blink of an eye, the child pulls out his fake eye and kisses it. The manager feels a bit stupid and gives him $100, but wants it back.
The child says: “Okay, but here’s the catch: I bet you’re wearing red girl’s panties. If I’m wrong, I’ll give you your $100 back plus another $100.” The manager thinks he is too smart for this and agrees. The boy then adds: “But first, we need 10 witnesses to make it official.”
The manager gathers his team, and after taking off his pants, he feels quite proud that he has won $100. But then he notices the kid grinning. Confused, he asks: “Why are you happy now that you’ve lost your money?” The boy laughs and says: “Well, I had a bet with your team about how fast I could make you pull down your pants!”
