ā¦.and from the āOh Dear Meā department, I bring youā¦.
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor and says, āDoctor, itās me arse, Iād like you to take a look, if you could?ā So the doctor gets him to drop is pants and takes a look
āIncredible,ā he says, āThere is a Ā£20 note lodged up here.ā Tentatively, he eases the twenty out of the manās bottom, only to see another Ā£10 note appear.
āThis is amazing,ā exclaims the Doctor, āWhat do you want me to do?ā
āWell, for goodness sake, take it out,ā says Paddy.
So the doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and so onā¦. Finally, the last note comes out, and no more appear.
āAh, Doctor, thank ya kindly. Thatās much better. How much is there?ā
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. āĀ£1990 exactly.ā
āAh, thatād be right,ā says Paddy, āI knew I wasnāt feeling two grand.ā