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For those with the knowledge of the situation a Frenchorn is much more effective
... serious determination...
... we've all been there...
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A guy met a girl at a bar.
He said, may I buy you a drink? She said, okay, but it won't do you any good.
A little later, he asked her again, may I buy you another drink? Okay, buy me another drink, but it won't do you any good, she said.
At closing time, he invited her up to his apartment and she said, okay, but just so you know, it won't do you any good.
When they arrived at his apartment, he turned and said to her, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. I want you for my wife.
Oh, she replied, that's different. Send her in and don't forget to close the door on your way out.
He said, may I buy you a drink? She said, okay, but it won't do you any good.
A little later, he asked her again, may I buy you another drink? Okay, buy me another drink, but it won't do you any good, she said.
At closing time, he invited her up to his apartment and she said, okay, but just so you know, it won't do you any good.
When they arrived at his apartment, he turned and said to her, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. I want you for my wife.
Oh, she replied, that's different. Send her in and don't forget to close the door on your way out.
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... indeed...
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PADDY'S LAST WILL -
Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?ā, his wife replies. āThe bā¦.. had a window cleaning round."
Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?ā, his wife replies. āThe bā¦.. had a window cleaning round."