Jerry walks into the lingerie department at Macy's and tells the sales associate, "I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B."
With a puzzled look, the associate asks, "What kind of bra?"
He repeats, "A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you she wanted a Southern Baptist bra and that you'd know what she meant."
"Oh, yes, now I understand," says the sales associate. "We don't get as many requests for those as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused and a bit flustered, Jerry asks, "So, what are the differences?"
The associate responds, "It's really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He ponders that for a moment and says, "Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do?"
"Ah," she replies, "the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills."