š¤£ Funny!
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I met a fellow who hadn't spoken to his wife in several years. I asked why and he answered "I don't like to interrupt her."
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Fred dies & finds himself in a small room with a couch and a TV. Thereās another man, Jim, on the couch, watching TV.
They introduce themselves Fred asks, āIs this heaven or hell?ā
Jim: āWell, there are no doors or windows & no apparent way out.ā
Fred: āSo, this is hell?ā
Without looking up, Jim says, āI donāt know, they did give us a big screen TV.ā
Fred: āSo, maybe this is heaven?ā
Jim: āIām not sureā¦the only station we get is PBS.ā
Fred: āOh, good! So maybe this is heaven, after all.ā
Jim: āYeahā¦except for one thing. Itās always pledge week.ā
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They introduce themselves Fred asks, āIs this heaven or hell?ā
Jim: āWell, there are no doors or windows & no apparent way out.ā
Fred: āSo, this is hell?ā
Without looking up, Jim says, āI donāt know, they did give us a big screen TV.ā
Fred: āSo, maybe this is heaven?ā
Jim: āIām not sureā¦the only station we get is PBS.ā
Fred: āOh, good! So maybe this is heaven, after all.ā
Jim: āYeahā¦except for one thing. Itās always pledge week.ā
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But I still liked it.
Besides, I'm old enough that I make new friends every 5 minutes, even though I'm told I met them 5 minutes ago.
Chris