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ReSTored said:
Once she has thanked you for your comment, a good follow up question would be ............... "Is that what you're wearing"
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A friend of mine has a talent for thinking up (deliberately) tactless things to say to his wife. He says if she ever asks him "Does this dress make me look fat?" his response would be "Not for a woman your age."

Mine would be "Oh no honey, it's not the dress."

Fortunately for me, Mrs. Fun never asks that.

One other thing about my friend, who has only been married once: his saintly spouse made him stop introducing her as " This is Amy, my first wife." And then made him stop introducing her as "This is Amy, my current wife."

He's a braver soul than I.
 
many years ago, I'd occasionally be in a clothing store with my wife, and she'd try something on.

When she went into the fitting room, I'd go to the rack she pulled from and look at the price tag on the item she selected. If it was more than I cared to spend, when she came out I'd make a face and she'd ask "what's wrong?". I'd say, "well, it kinda makes you look heavy". She was nothing close to heavy, but that comment would get that item back on the rack faster than the speed of light.
 
ibike2havefun said:
A friend of mine has a talent for thinking up (deliberately) tactless things to say to his wife. He says if she ever asks him "Does this dress make me look fat?" his response would be "Not for a woman your age."

Mine would be "Oh no honey, it's not the dress."

Fortunately for me, Mrs. Fun never asks that.

One other thing about my friend, who has only been married once: his saintly spouse made him stop introducing her as " This is Amy, my first wife." And then made him stop introducing her as "This is Amy, my current wife."

He's a braver soul than I.
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Along the same vein;
ā€œDoes this make meā€¦ā€ Really, you think Iā€™ll answer that?

ā€œThis is my next ex-wifeā€

Iā€™m much quieter these days.
 
Gen X Life:

on paper I'm in my 60ies, and its really confusing...
in my head I'm 35...
after 10PM I'm 72...
trying to get up from the floor I feel like 93...
when getting angry I'm like 2...

but when a 70ies/80ies song comes up, I'm a teenager, drunk in a field...
 
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