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Does it come with the light bulb or is that accessory sold separately?
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Bill Rankin
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
One young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. ‘I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.’
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, ‘That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said ‘Well, will you look at that . . . I’m getting a fax!!!’
One young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. ‘I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.’
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, ‘That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said ‘Well, will you look at that . . . I’m getting a fax!!!’
BENEFITS OF A GOOD VOCABULARY!
My husband recently called an old engineering buddy of his and asked what he was working on these days.
He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment." ️
He was impressed — until he learned that his buddy was actually just washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.
My husband recently called an old engineering buddy of his and asked what he was working on these days.
He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment." ️
He was impressed — until he learned that his buddy was actually just washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.
Nay...
Who in his right mind would expect snow at >6500ft elevation at that time of the year... pfff... never...
Hoodoo Ski area, Cascade mountains of Oregon
The skiing is over, but the snow didn't get the word
