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Bill Rankin
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I still remember the warning on the rack of bear sprays just outside Yellowstone.....'Known to enrage some bears'.
WISCONSIN GRIZZLY BEAR NOTICE
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.
We strongly advise that outdoorsmen wear a little bell on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting you. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings are larger and contain little bells and smell like pepper.
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mello dude
Half genius, half dumazz whackjob foole
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And then they will have to remove the battery to reboot it ....
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Two women were playing golf
. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball flew directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball struck one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands over his groin, dropped to the ground, and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed over and said, “I’m so sorry! Please let me help -I'm a physical therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you’ll let me.” The man replied, “Oh no, I’ll be fine in a few minutes.” But he was clearly in agony, curled up in the fetal position and still holding his groin.
At her insistence, he finally agreed. She gently moved his hands aside, loosened his pants, and placed her hands inside. She administered a tender and expert massage for several long moments and then asked, “How does that feel?” He replied, “It feels great… but I still think my thumb’s broken.”
The woman rushed over and said, “I’m so sorry! Please let me help -I'm a physical therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you’ll let me.” The man replied, “Oh no, I’ll be fine in a few minutes.” But he was clearly in agony, curled up in the fetal position and still holding his groin.
At her insistence, he finally agreed. She gently moved his hands aside, loosened his pants, and placed her hands inside. She administered a tender and expert massage for several long moments and then asked, “How does that feel?” He replied, “It feels great… but I still think my thumb’s broken.”