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Makes more sense to spend extra effort on our 1-12 public education and maybe a little more enthusiasm for attracting significant employment opportunities.
Sitting on the highway, waiting to catch speeders, a state trooper noticed a car slowly puttering along at just 22 MPH. He thought, "That’s just as dangerous as speeding!" So, he flipped on the lights and pulled the car over.
Inside were six elderly ladies — two in front, two in the middle, two in the back — all wide-eyed like they’d just seen a ghost. The driver said, “Officer, I don’t understand. I wasn’t speeding. What’s the problem?” He replied, “Ma’am, driving too slow can be just as dangerous as speeding.”
The woman, very matter-of-factly, said, “But I was going exactly 22 miles an hour!” Trying not to laugh, the officer explained, “That’s not the speed limit, ma’am — that’s the route number.” Her face turned red with embarrassment. “Thank you, officer!” she chuckled.
As he turned to leave, the officer glanced at the other ladies — still pale and silent — and asked, “Are they okay?” She smiled and said, “Oh, they’ll be fine in a minute, Officer. We just got off Route 142.”
Inside were six elderly ladies — two in front, two in the middle, two in the back — all wide-eyed like they’d just seen a ghost. The driver said, “Officer, I don’t understand. I wasn’t speeding. What’s the problem?” He replied, “Ma’am, driving too slow can be just as dangerous as speeding.”
The woman, very matter-of-factly, said, “But I was going exactly 22 miles an hour!” Trying not to laugh, the officer explained, “That’s not the speed limit, ma’am — that’s the route number.” Her face turned red with embarrassment. “Thank you, officer!” she chuckled.
As he turned to leave, the officer glanced at the other ladies — still pale and silent — and asked, “Are they okay?” She smiled and said, “Oh, they’ll be fine in a minute, Officer. We just got off Route 142.”
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Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?”
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?”
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
Kripke?! 
