Wise Sayings...or Not
- Thread starter Daboo
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as per my sig line, that's where the adventure begins.
Dating advise from my Dad:
Always be nice to the "mommy dog"; that way she will let you play with her puppies.
Always be nice to the "mommy dog"; that way she will let you play with her puppies.
If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room—Confucius
Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield - from the Dire Straits song The Bug
Run from people who love drama or they will put you in one of their episodes.
Bad decisions make great stories
Sometimes it takes a long time to finally laugh at them
yes there is, I asked a cop if they had relaxed the physical requirements for being a police officer, It did not go well after that
I think that falls under the "Bad Decisions Make Good Stories" category...
Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works
One day is a dream, Day one is a decision
Don’t offer a lecture to someone who needs a hug.
If you deeply observe, everything is your teacher—Buddha
You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.--Isak Dinesen
Some people don’t see what you bring to the table, until they see you at another table.
Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac.—George Carlin
And no one is allowed to do the same speed
Adults always ask children what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas—Paula Poundstone