Wise Sayings...or Not

[St-Gerard]

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac.—George Carlin

And no one is allowed to do the same speed

 

[docw1]

Adults always ask children what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas—Paula Poundstone

 

[docw1]

You are only young once, after that you have to think up some other excuse.—Billy Arthur

 

[docw1]

I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. — Milton Berle

 

[ST Gui]

Right is right even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it.
—Augistine

 

[docw1]

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being proven right or pleasantly surprised—George Will

 

[ST1100Y]

Some scars come from life.
Some come from slipping with a wrench.
Both tell stories.

 

[Slydynbye]

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being proven right or pleasantly surprised—George Will

Pessimists usually have a better day than they expected. Me

 

[docw1]

Never regret any day in your life. Good days give you happiness, bad days give you experience, the worst days give you lessons and the best days give you memories.

 

[bdalameda]

Some scars come from life.
Some come from slipping with a wrench.
Both tell stories.

Do I have some stories to tell!!!

 

[docw1]

Weak people revenge, strong people forgive, Intelligent people ignore.-Albert Einstein

 

[docw1]

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figure if you have enough money, you could always have a key made.—Joan Rivers

and then there's this view:
https://www.pandora.com/podcast/science-vs/PC:1000095727

 

[docw1]

Maybe the good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them.

 

[docw1]

One of the keys to happiness is having a bad memory-Rita Mae Brown

 

[docw1]

He who blames others has a long way to go on his journey. He who blames himself is halfway there. He who blames no one has arrived.—Chinese Proverb

 

[milq]

Don't get your honey where you get your money.

 

[tnbill]

Don't get your honey where you get your money.

Another version is dont get your meat where you get your bread

 

[docw1]

To know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived, that is to have succeeded.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[RaYzerman]

I picked up this little bookmark, circa 1979.......... good one! I try.

 

[Daboo]

“True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less.” - - C.S. Lewis