Wise Sayings...or Not

[Fawlty]

. “I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow.” —Unknown

 

[st11ray]

If a dog had a square ass, he'd poop bricks.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt when he jumps.

 

[Fawlty]

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” —Sam Levenson

 

[docw1]

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” —Jerry Seinfeld

 

[docw1]

“Just give yourself credit for even the smallest steps.” —Tig Notaro

 

[Fawlty]

. “They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” —Clint Eastwood

 

[ST1100Y]

"Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct more often then an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - and neither can stop the march of events." -- Robert A. Heinlein

 

[Fawlty]

. “Marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse!” —Groucho Marx

 

[docw1]

"Accept the things to which fate binds you... and love the people with whom fate brings you together... But do so with all your heart." Marcus Aurelius

 

[Stu Padazole]

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat." — Lily Tomlin

 

[Fawlty]

“Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.”
― Aristotle

 

[docw1]

Groucho Marx: "If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."

 

[Daboo]

“All their life in this world and all their adventures in Narnia had only been the cover and the title page: now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the Great Story which no one on earth has read: which goes on for ever: in which every chapter is better than the one before.”— C.S. Lewis, The Last Battle

 

[Fawlty]

“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
― Isaac Asimov

 

[docw1]

 

[Fawlty]

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

 

[Daboo]

“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” — C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

 

[ST1100Y]

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

... positive that doesn't read "... the anger of a woman..."

 

[Daboo]

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”
― Ronald Reagan

 

[ST1100Y]

In the very near future an AI is going to tell a woman that she is wrong and needs to calm down...

... and that my dear friends will be the end of that dreaded AI-problem... once and for all...