Wise Sayings...or Not

[Daboo]

“Better to fight for something than live for nothing.”
― George S. Patton

 

[ST1100Y]

Scientific law of mechanics:

only after both of your hands are fully covered in oil and grease,
your nose will develop a terrible itch...

combined with an urgent need to pee...

 

[docw1]

The greatest tragedy of life is that we become wise too late and old too fast. Benjamin Franklin

 

[Fawlty]

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

 

[Daboo]

"He was conscious of a thousand odours floating in the air, each one connected with a thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares long, long forgotten." - A Christmas Carol.