Funny!

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!”
 
Not necessarily funny
Geeeeze…. I haven’t had my viscera tighten up that bad in a loooong time, and these are just pictures!

634 skydives without raising my heartbeat much at all, but get me close to a cliff edge, etc. without being anchored and roped in and the cold sweats start. Go figure…

John
 
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